Dating Disasters

haha classic.

 

all these stories are making me think about whether to getdown with my bosses daughter or not.

i know for a fact she wants me,

sending me naughty text messages, dirty picture messages, giving me the chat e.g, my mum and dad are going out, you want to come over to mine and watch a film? and what makes it so tempting is the fact that shes hot.

dunno though, i wind my boss up telling him ive pumped his daughter but if he knew i had hed kick my * in, hes hard as nails the *.

 

Surely you can pump her without her da finding out? You only live once

 

aye true mate.

but il end up pumping her and falling for her, and just give her a good seeing to a coupla times a week, then if i ever gave her the sack id get the sack.

haha she texted me five minutes ago, speaka the devil.

 

Shouldn't do it then mate if you can't have a proper relationship with her, will just annoy you. Out of interest, how did you meet her and give her you're number? lol

What kind of pictures she sending you this time mate?

 

she asked for my bebo after a few days working with my boss, then one thursday night i was with my mate out walking home from the train station totally pink eyed, walked past a no bad burd, looked her up n down the usual, turns round about 10 secs later, are you marc? yep thats me, bla bla bla, talking to her for about 20 mins, then i say look i have to boost, shes like ok, heres my number, give me a text or phone me, then gave me a kiss.

then av met her a few times like my boss going home early to see his wife n stuff.

and the pictures are lets say pretty exposed, and very kinky.

 

Interesting story. Personally, I'd go for it, big risk but I guess that makes it more exciting Depends how much you value you're job aswell TBH mate. And he would defo sack and/or try to smash you on the spot if he found out about it? Bit harsh.

 

post them


pics or it didn't happen

 

I swear on my life this happened to a friend of mine.. not really a best mate, but the type who's sound with everyone.... he stays round the corner from me, and his bird verified the story..

Anyway, the guy is 19 and sound as * and the lassies love him lol... Anyway, he was with this stunning bird who was also really sound and they'd been going out for a few months.. anyway, after a few months, her parents wanted to meet him.. anyway, she said after the parents had lunchwith him, they were going to spend two nights with friends in a campsite somewhere.. so anyway, my mate's in dreamland, a quick dinner and two nights of action round at his birds house.. they day he was meaning to have lunch with them, he realised he didn't have any condoms and went down to the Morrisons round the corner from my house to get some from the machine in the *. Anyway, he stuck hismoney in, but the machine jammed. A guy in the loo offered him a hand and he ended up with his 2 3-packs of johnnies... the guy jokingly asked him what was keeping him that busy, and he said that he was going to stay with his gf. Anyway, he goes to their house around two and rings the doorbell, his gf answers and he goes to meet the parents.. the parents seem sound but the da just looks at him and starts laughing to *, gutting himself laughing... and says, I think I saw you in the Morrisons today ..
Luckily for my friend, his bird's dad was cool about it and around 6 months later, they're still together...

 

get it * done!!

 

LOL * my bosses daughter is one thing.

putting dirty pics on her to share online is another, thats low.

not quite yet. maybe in a while though





and i value my job highly(apprentice joiner), but i think i will give his daughter a good seeing to!

 

i went on a first date with a guy i really liked last year......we went for drinks in the merchant city and then decided to go to the garage afterwards.

i was a bit nervous on the date so had been downing jack daniels like they were going out of fashion.......when we got to the garage we met a few of my female friends and all kind of hung out in G2, drinking and dancing.

i decided i needed to go to the toilet, so we left the boy with our drinks and went off to powder our noses.......i was absolutely wasted beyond belief at this point, and after swaying around in the girls toilets for 10 mins i decided i was going home.

so i promptly left.

(forgetting of course that i had a date waiting all by himself patiently downstairs for me to return...)

i was so so drunk that when i woke up the next morning i was none the wiser that i had abandoned him....i wondered why he hadnt bothered texting or calling all day and it wasnt until about tea time that night that i had a total flashback and realised what id done...

 

I,m still gutted

 

hahaha

 

while were on the subject of "powder"...my best mate/flat mate at the time started a new job in john lewis' and some girl asked him out. me and him sat in the flat smoking weed all day everyday for about 6 months before that so both of our confidence levels were rock bottom lol. anyway he got this job and within a few days a girl he worked with asked him out (hes a good lookin guy), so he came back to the flat like " iv got a date" , so i said "sound good luck..dont * it up". at the time he/we had alot of pure mdma...so as stupid as he was he took a few lines before he left the flat without me knowing (i would have strongly advised him against it)..he met this girl , they went to the pictures then to a club in glasgow (he was sniffing the stuff in the toilet every chance he could). to cut a long story short this girl ended up introducing her "date" to her mates (which he definitelyt wasnt expecting), at this point he was out of his * head on drugs...lol. the drugs made him even more nervous so he spend most of the night in the toilet... then they went back to hers alone and he had problems performing due to the amount of drugs in his system. *

when i asked him how it went he said "not good mate", i only found out the story once he had a drink in him

p.s. the girl left the company after that lol

 

that ,ll teach him

 

This thread is funny as lol




I'm sure everyones had one of these experiences.

I had what could have been a first date disaster a few years back. The usual thing really meeting a girl in a club and then the nervous phone call and then the actual meeting.
Well I was well on on that Sunday 50p a spirit night as you could imagine (She must have been worse ha ha) but I could, like somebody else mentioned, remember her in flashes. I remember her telling me she looked like Uma Thurman (the Pulp Fiction hairdo anyway) so that's what I was looking out for really. Apart from that I had no idea what to expect. I was thinking she might be the same so when I got to the meeting place (bad idea outside the Odeon on Union Street) there were a few girls waiting. I waited maybe about 10 mins and then of course I approached the wrong girl (those haircuts were all the rage back in the 90s lol). It was pretty embarressing to say the least but could have been worse if I got caught on her arrival which happened a minute or two after this or if the poor girl had the same name.

Funny thing was I recognised her right away. Even when you've met pics are still a good idea lol.

 

another mate of mine met a girl online, they arranged to meet in paisley central around the tazi rank..... anyway..he saw a bit of a rotter n she asked him "r u davey"!..he said "naw" *..then got to *