Could you beat a dog in a fight

HEY!!

 

If a dog attacked me I'd probably enjoy kicking it to death. I'm not insane, and I do like most dogs, but I despise those * staffs and rotweillers etc (pretty much those that fall under the Dangerous Dogs act). They're usually owned by *, and they look disgusting. Can't understand why anyone would want one, if it was up to me they'd all be destroyed.

 

1 v 0 to the humans

got this little * from next door and done it in 14 seconds easy



RIP pebbles 2005 - 2008

 

dogs only have teeth as there only weapon ,nae bother ,a swift kick right in the chuckies ,finished

 

depends, some dogs jaws lock in when they bite, so they would have to die anyway for you to get loose

 

I don't know, I'm scared of the big scary dogs such as Doberman's etc. , I'd probably just run lol....

 

Bad idea mate, from personal experience lol

A few years back I was on a beach and this dog wouldn't leave me alone. Was being really aggressive and kept growling at me. At one point it made a move to attack me and I panicked and just ran. Of course, it came after me. Don't think I've ever ran so fast in my life lol I honestly thought I was going to get mauled to death by it. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I finally somehow lost it. I was so * relieved lol Anyway it's left me with a real fear of dogs in general. I just try to avoid them at all costs.

So no, I probably couldn't beat a dog in a fight Hope I never have the opportunity anyway lol

 

Yes any day if it was a rottwielier and attacked me a would kick * out of it no second thoughts i would just attack and i know from experince they can be vicious *.

 

* right I could. I hate they ugly violent loud slabbery type dogs. Ther demons.

 

how * everyones grampa has killed a dog???

also a swift kick to the balls would sort it out

 

or a thumb up its * if your really in trouble.

 

aye i wid if it hud na teeth, and it wiz ane them dugs ye could fit in a handbag!!!

 

Taxi for technom8t!!! nearly choked on my tea!!!

 

This is a great idea for a thread.

After rethinking I have to say that a Rottweiler would be tough. They can weigh about 12 stone and all the muscle is in it's shoulders and neck. So if it set about you you'd be in trouble.

 

just stab or shoot the smelly *!

 

True Story -

a few years ago when i was still living in Scotland my mate phones me asking can i give him a hand, he's just been shopping in Tesco but he's overdone it no money left for a taxi and has to walk home with about 15 bags or something, So I'm walking to meet him and i see him cutting across the grass heading in my direction struggling with the bags.

Next thing i know there's this blur of fur racing across the grass heading directly for him with someone shouting "bessie come back....bessie no..." next thing my mate goes * over * Tesco bags flying everywhere shouting What the *?!?!.. * is goan on here!! so i start to run over and I see him rolling about the grass trying to use a bag of frozen chips as a shield to fend off this crazed yorkie dog....the dog's clamped down on the bag of chips trying to muller his face and he's punching it in the head.

So I thought it's only a wee dog I'll just lift it off, sure enough lifted it off still holding the frozen chips, it dropped them and tried to bite my hands, so i drop kicked the little * must have been 15yards away...it got up and raced back towards us and leapt straight for my mate, he managed to get a hold of it and I put a bag over it, got it to the deck and tied the bag shut.

Finally the owner came over, saying she was going to phone the police accusing us of all sorts...until my mate pointed out she'd get tesco bagged as well if she didn't STFU and sort out her crazed animal. which was going mental inside the bag.

* crazy, still don't know why to this day the dog went for him......funny as * though :icon_mrgreen:

 

well i have to say after reading all these posts im soaking wet with laughing so much that has cheered me right up. got to say the best one of the lot has to be wolf tones one by far( the one above)^^^^ brilliant. i was thinking also that if u stayed in some parts of glasgow that if a dog was to run at u and want to maul u that it would not have a hope in hells chance as u would knock it the * out with ure ginger bottle or buckie bottle lol.

 

i reckon i could take my tibetan any day, she is about 14" tall and is thick as *. even the cats give her a regular kicking.

 

undo yer buckle.....drop yer troosers and yer skiddies and show it yer bare *...the dog will not be able to resist the temptation to have a sniff and it may take a fly wee lick at yer chocolate starfish.....while its guard is down quickly turn round and kick seven shades of * out of the *.....job done.

 

PMSL

Just make sure its not in heat or your going to get a pounding.