SPFL Celtic 3 - 2 The Uglies

Had to halve a rake of cans last night to get to sleep, woke up with the Saigon Squirts... Nerves man, * nerves are shot

 

I know Ange won’t do it as he feels we don’t need to, but, I’d love for Hatate to be in the starting 11, the outrage would be pure, goan Ange, just for the craic


GAUN US ☘️

 

Ignore it, he will play. They don't have anyone to replace him. It doesn't matter anyway, they will lose either way.

 

You are a veteran - you will survive, and you will prosper ! Keep the faith.

Do you have money riding on this game ?

 

I can't believe you are saying this, especially you. Your fath in Celtic has not let you down recently. All will be good.

 

Try building a Celtic Victory Bus - you will feel more positive

 

Ange does not talk like that about any opponent. Who ever wrote that needs to get both hands off the pole.

 

Celtic to win 5-1.

I expect we will put on a tactical show from the 75th minute onwards. Our support alone is worth two goals to us.

Hart

Johnston
CCV
Starfelt
Taylor

Mooy
Calmac
Iwata

Jota
Kyogo
Maeda

In the 75th minute, if Taylor has to come off, if Awata needs to come off. Yuki goes to LB to hold us steady in defense with his left foot, height and strength, as he would if we played with a back three in other games. Bernabei goes to LMF
with his quickness to harass and and allow his natural skills to attack and support down the left side with Yuki backing him up.
Also bring in Haksa for Maeda in the 75th.

Johnston will have an impressive game. Starfelt needs to avoid brain farts.

Calmac to score with low shot outside the box.
Jota to score from low cross from Maeda.
Mooy to score from penalty spot.
Kyogo to score.
Haksa special to seal the game.

Rangers will collapse in the 80th minute. We will be up 2-0 at half time. Rangers will score early in the second half but only one goal for the game. They will come to this game behind the 8-ball and the crowd against them for a very long 97 mins of nervous torment and leg weary exhaustion. The light at the end of the tunnel does not exist for them and they know it. Love watching the Rangers keeper losing his rag with his own players.

 

"Below is my translation of an article a blogger wishes he could write"

Bit of a hint there mate if you re read it.

 

I understood that. My reference was to the blogger, not to you friend. All good.

 

We haven’t lost any key players under Ange yet though?

But I’m afraid this the nature of the predicament we’re in as a club in a smaller league.

Rather than getting frustrated by it, we should just embrace it and become really good at selling top talent and recruiting more… like Ajax or the big Portuguese clubs etc.

If clubs are poaching our top players (hopefully for top money), then we should see this as a sign that we’re doing well as a club and our recruitment is strong.

I’m not particularly worried about this summer. Our rubbish results in Europe mean there shouldn’t be too much interest in our best players. And even if there is, our finances are in a very healthy state, so Ange will have plenty of scope to replace like for like or improve certain positions. Nobody in our squad is irreplaceable imho. (I’ve no doubt others will disagree, but that’s my view)

 

Love your confidence and hope your right but I must admit myself to being very nervous abut this one. The League Cup final I remember posting before the game that this was the most comfortable I had felt heading into a derby game since the days the rat was in charge but I can't say I have the same feeling about tomorrow. I am concerned there is a bit too much confidence going around.

 

Their rabid team will be joining them on the beach after today

 

Man, I can’t f*cking wait for this one…

Can’t sleep… lol

There’s a full moon out too, quite fitting really considering the zombies are in town!

 

just remembering Griffiths tying ‘tic scarf on the goal post in that midden, Genius act of winding the huns up, they even put ‘security guards’ hahahahahahahahahahahaha on duty to prevent future desecration

 

The troops are stirring, at least the ones still up boozing & smoking are, as are the bhoys coming up from engerland
7 hours to kick off
6 hours to teams out

 

Hatate is a MASSIVE miss for this.

Not trying to sound like a Debbie Downer, but Im more nervous without him.

Time for Iwata to stake his claim

 

6 of one, half a dozen if the other mate.

He's easily the most overrated CB in the league. Turns like an oil tanker and runs like he's towing a JCB. Kyogo turns that Easter Island * inside out for fun.

So if he's out, meh. His performances at paradise always leave Der Hun spewing.

His replacement would be Souptar. Injury ridden hammer thrower who has the SevcoMedia fooled into thinking he's Vincent Company, just unfortunate with injuries.

Put it this way, if Easter Island was our first choice CB, and Souptar was the back up, I'd be * livid.

Davies is another Homer Simpson in a Sevco kit. Absolutely Brainless defender, who again, the SevcoMedia are convinced he's "solid".
Tavpen can't defend and gets caught out of possession, and baby killer on the other side shites it on a regular basis.

Their backline is * all to worry about.

The main threat today will come from 3 players; banjo Boy winning free kicks by running into people and falling over, Jack putting a stamp on the midfield by hoofing * and getting away with it, or Tillman deciding to actually show up.

We're far too strong for them. On paper, we should absolutely * demolish them.

But this fixture is a * crapshoot. Which is why I've been pacing up and down my apartment since * 6am, 12 and a half hours before a ball is kicked.

 

That's me up now.

Not been this excited for a game in a long long time.

I'm trying to figure out when/what time becomes acceptable to spark a can this morning. Mrs will probably fall out with me anyway.

I am absolutely buzzing today, I think we will go with Iwata, CalMac and Mooy in the middle.

Rest of the team picks itself.

Into these * Celtic!

 

its time now mate.