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Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by jpr21, May 31, 2016.

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Sounds like Special Branch.

Mr. Fawlty, May 31, 2016

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jpr21 said: ↑

Sitting in a coffee shop earlier , having a little read as i'm that kind of guy. Lovely looking bird serving me , eastern european . Kept looking at me and smiling , was a definite vibe . Left her a decent little tip and my number on a receipt left on the table and said my goodbye's.

About an hour later i was in the queue in a newsagent and there was another nice eastern european bird in there and she also smiled at me , fluttered her eyelashes . Outside the shop she looked and smiled again . (she was in the queue for a bus). I quickly popped into the bookies and wrote my number down on a slip and as she was getting on the bus i told her she'd dropped something and handed my number to her. She was confused for a split second than smiled at me and said thanks , then got on the bus.

This was all within the last hour . Will i be hearing from either of them ? Both of them ?

Or neither of them because i'm a deluded creepy *?
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If they were Eastern European.. NO!

They tend to stick with that 'tracky-bottom & leather jacket look' in their men.

Unless that's your look?

Plus the telephone number on a wullie hill slip is just creepy.

StevieBhoooy!, May 31, 2016

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StevieBhoooy! said: ↑

If they were Eastern European.. NO!

They tend to stick with that 'tracky-bottom & leather jacket look' in their men.

Unless that's your look?

plus the telephone number on a wullie hill slip is just creepy.P

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It was Betfred , luckily.

jpr21, May 31, 2016

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Just banged one out and i now feel dirty af. * baby batter messing with my brain again . Wouldn't even text either of em back now .

BREXIT !

I'm away for a shower and a word with myself .

jpr21, May 31, 2016

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He wasn't a real person. It was a practical joke by a bunch of old members. Was still hilarious though.
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Was it just a practical joke? I thought it was real :smiley-laughing002:

TheHolyGoalie, May 31, 2016

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Minty_ said: ↑

Ancient forum joke.
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indana jones and the secret of the pigeon boy joke

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those eastern european police are known to be quite violent

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If this is a true story why not just talk to them rather than give them your phone number without saying a word I know you think your in some sort of richard curtis film here but your not coming across this guy;

more this guy
CFC_67_88, May 31, 2016

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Tbf I think it's quite a ballsy move.

I hope. It works and and you get to * them right in * two times each on the same night.

TimFloyd, May 31, 2016

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jpr21 said: ↑

Sitting in a coffee shop earlier , having a little read as i'm that kind of guy. Lovely looking bird serving me , eastern european . Kept looking at me and smiling , was a definite vibe . Left her a decent little tip and my number on a receipt left on the table and said my goodbye's.

About an hour later i was in the queue in a newsagent and there was another nice eastern european bird in there and she also smiled at me , fluttered her eyelashes . Outside the shop she looked and smiled again . (she was in the queue for a bus). I quickly popped into the bookies and wrote my number down on a slip and as she was getting on the bus i told her she'd dropped something and handed my number to her. She was confused for a split second than smiled at me and said thanks , then got on the bus.

This was all within the last hour . Will i be hearing from either of them ? Both of them ?

Or neither of them because i'm a deluded creepy *?
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You sure you never had a bit of food stuck on your face?

Jax Teller, May 31, 2016

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TimFloyd said: ↑

Tbf I think it's quite a ballsy move.

I hope. It works and and you get to * them right in * two times each on the same night.
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:smiley-laughing002: :smiley-laughing002: :smiley-laughing002:

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the reality is, if you are a casanova, you don't need to give them your number, they will be giving theirs to you. that's wassup player :icon_mrgreen:

Overkill187, May 31, 2016

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It might work.

Sounds like something straight out of the film Hitch but you never know, it might. In terms of the bird in the cafe, I mean, it is her job to look at customers and smile.

Eye contact can set you up for a lot. I wouldn't have the baws to just hand a random my number however(one I hadn't spoke to or tried to slip the finger with that is). If this works for you, maybe I should more often

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jpr21 said: ↑

Sitting in a coffee shop earlier , having a little read as i'm that kind of guy. Lovely looking bird serving me , eastern european . Kept looking at me and smiling , was a definite vibe . Left her a decent little tip and my number on a receipt left on the table and said my goodbye's.

About an hour later i was in the queue in a newsagent and there was another nice eastern european bird in there and she also smiled at me , fluttered her eyelashes . Outside the shop she looked and smiled again . (she was in the queue for a bus). I quickly popped into the bookies and wrote my number down on a slip and as she was getting on the bus i told her she'd dropped something and handed my number to her. She was confused for a split second than smiled at me and said thanks , then got on the bus.

This was all within the last hour . Will i be hearing from either of them ? Both of them ?

Or neither of them because i'm a deluded creepy *?
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Going by the timing of your post & its content I'm thinking this 'coffee shop' was actually a bevy shop & you'd had one too many happy hour pina coladas my friend.

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jpr21 said: ↑

Sitting in a coffee shop earlier , having a little read as i'm that kind of guy. Lovely looking bird serving me , eastern european . Kept looking at me and smiling , was a definite vibe . Left her a decent little tip and my number on a receipt left on the table and said my goodbye's.

About an hour later i was in the queue in a newsagent and there was another nice eastern european bird in there and she also smiled at me , fluttered her eyelashes . Outside the shop she looked and smiled again . (she was in the queue for a bus). I quickly popped into the bookies and wrote my number down on a slip and as she was getting on the bus i told her she'd dropped something and handed my number to her. She was confused for a split second than smiled at me and said thanks , then got on the bus.
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Brilliant.

All the best with these - confidence is key. If you don't try in the first place you never stood a chance

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jpr21 said: ↑

Sitting in a coffee shop earlier , having a little read as i'm that kind of guy. Lovely looking bird serving me , eastern european . Kept looking at me and smiling , was a definite vibe . Left her a decent little tip and my number on a receipt left on the table and said my goodbye's.

About an hour later i was in the queue in a newsagent and there was another nice eastern european bird in there and she also smiled at me , fluttered her eyelashes . Outside the shop she looked and smiled again . (she was in the queue for a bus). I quickly popped into the bookies and wrote my number down on a slip and as she was getting on the bus i told her she'd dropped something and handed my number to her. She was confused for a split second than smiled at me and said thanks , then got on the bus.

This was all within the last hour . Will i be hearing from either of them ? Both of them ?

Or neither of them because i'm a deluded creepy *?
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One of them probably liked the look of you, the other one probably only wants to harvest your organs and sell then on the black market. It's a 50/50 I'd say

Celticswede, Jun 1, 2016

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Hope it works out for you, nothing to lose by doing that tbh. I hope you didn't just go up and hand your number without saying something first though?:smiley-laughing002:

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Raoul Duke said: ↑

Hope it works out for you, nothing to lose by doing that tbh. I hope you didn't just go up and hand your number without saying something first though?:smiley-laughing002:
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I imagine him just handing them his number whilst he's smiling at them in a creepy manner, then walking off in silence

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So....?

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TimFloyd said: ↑

So....?
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He never got a call, so he had a * the end...

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