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Blood flow to the penis

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by ticticboom, Jan 5, 2022.

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  1. Buster

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    I actually went a couple of months ago to get my bladder checked with the camera up the tadger and when doing a pee afterwards there must have been air in my pipes and actually did a couple “* farts”
     
  2. McChiellini..

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  3. Tim-Time 1888 Always look on the bright side of Life Gold Member

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    Ffs :56:
     
  4. Hope N Ur Heart

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  5. buchanbhoy

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    Is it painfull getting the borescope up the japs eye ?
     
  6. scuzzy Gold Member Gold Member

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  7. Pablo87 I wana play angeballll! Gold Member

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    * Honka!! :fear:
     
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  8. Spring Time Gold Member Gold Member

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    Not at all. The pillow they give you can be used to nap on while they do it, or bite.
     
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  9. Buster

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    Got it done 11 years ago and l was all gowned up and went into what looked like a mini operating theatre with the surgeon and two nurses all kitted out. They inject numbing gel in and you feel something unnatural in you. I had a separate nurse assigned to me who talked me through what was happening and she suddenly started getting chatty to distract me, "where do you work again?" then WHOOSH!!!!! they pull the * out..........like someone hitting your * with a sledgehammer but not sore afterwards. Always joked it must have been one of these old fashioned flashes on top of the camera.

    Roll on to a couple of month ago..........

    All scardey cat and apprehensive because l'm getting it again. This time l just strip off the bottom half and go into a side room where there's a doctor in his civvies and a couple of nurses, masked because of Covid, told him about my past experience and asked for double gel, felt a wee bit of discomfort and he was in and out within 10/12 seconds, no sudden pain like the last time so maybe things have moved on from the past.
     
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  10. Spring Time Gold Member Gold Member

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    More likely your * has shrunk mate. :50:
     
  11. Buster

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    Couldn't tell you, not seen it in a while :54:
     
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  12. Hope N Ur Heart

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    Not had this experience,thank goodness....but have passed kidney stones.
    Weird experience:88: .....luckily for me not painful.
     
  13. Gundog Gold Member Gold Member

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    Have a look in "the sexy female" thread, sure i seen the solution posted in there
     
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    Did the Matt O Riley thread help in any way