o.k bhoys and ghirls whats the worse or best chat up lines u've heard or used yourself?:86:
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oasisgurl
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"Gees ma hole" - works for me
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that certainly woodnt work if u said that to me:84: :37: -
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This 1 my mate used and i was * myself after it it could ber because hes a lightwaeight but here it is
"hey u look familar oh thats right ur my future girlfriend" top that -
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"2 bob for a *?" thats what i say to chicks, they usually say yeah :)
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put it up to 3 bob and ye have a deal lol:56: :56:
your clothes look great, but they wood look better spread all over my floor:84:Last edited by a moderator: May 4, 2007 -
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you grab the birds label on her top she will go wot the */* you doing and you reply im checking to see if your made in heaven
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Walk over to your chosen piece of * and lean in close and hand her a fifty pence piece and when she looks at you she will ask either with her eyes or verbally "what is this for" to which you reply "to phone your mam and tell her your not coming home tonight":50:
or else you say to the bird at the bar your tryin to cop off with " aye * wont be happy tonight" and when she says "why" you say (after a wee shady look from side to side as if someone might be listening) " i have it on good authority that he doesnt like his Angels out drinking with me" :86:Last edited by a moderator: May 5, 2007 -
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get out of my dreams and get into my car!
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your like a t.v hypnotic
i cant take my eyes off you
and i just urge to turn u on
i could see me spending the night
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"hey sarah, i really fancy you- so how about it?"
anyone mind that advert?:D -
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you are like a parking ticket
u;ve got FINE FINE FINE writin all over you -
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'You have beautiful eyes'
'I like your shoes'
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im new and town and cant seem to find my way home
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kim, are these tried and tested on you?
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* at ur video fiesta
HERE U, BOLT YA NUGGET -
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dont gees any-yer
dont gees any-yer
dont gees any-yer * -
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Overkill187 Batshitcrazy
One thing I heard some weeks ago: "Hey, your name sounds like a film star"
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I hate chat up lines full stop.
I prefer men to be to the point, without being completely rude.
Top tip for you guys:
Its much easier to laugh your way into someones knickers than it is to try to be smooth. (or that just may be me!)
All girls like to have a laugh.
Make em laugh and you will be ok.
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