I don't know if you've done this already - but does anyone have a good joke? I can never remember jokes that I hear. :56:
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Michael Jackson was on a plane that was about too crash. It was escorting children to his Neverland Ranch. The pilot said "the plane, the plane its going to craaaash !!" Michael said.. "but what about the children !?!?" and the pilot replied "* the children !" too which Michael replied.. "is there enough time?"
Three men got stuck on a desert island and they met a cannibal. The cannibal said "If your three penises match the size of mine you can leave on my boat, if they don't I get too eat you." The cannibal then confidently whipped out his 20 inch *. The three men were stunned, but agreed due too their desperation. One man pulled his out and it was 10 inches, the next one got his out and it was 9 inches so they were quite confident needing only 1 more inch too leave. The third man pulled his out and it was indeed 1 inch so they got the boat, and headed home. On the boat one of the men said "lucky iv'e got a 10 incher" then another one said "lucky iv'e got a 9 incher" too which the third man replied.. "lucky iv'e got an erection." -
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There was an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman. So Irishman and Scotsman ganged up and beat up Englishman.
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A bit * but when i heard this at first i thought it was going to be another long winding one, it just made me laugh when it finished so quickly!!!!!!!!
P.s. not being anti english.Last edited by a moderator: Sep 10, 2005 -
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nice one :50: :celt_2:
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I've remembered one -
Two nuns are in a car when a guy jumps on the bonnet shouting and swearing through the windscreen. One nun says to the other nun "quick - show him your cross!"
So the other nun leans out the window and shouts "* OFF YOU *!" -
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Did you hear the one about the Englishman, the Irishman and the Scotsman? The Englishman lost! Sorry, that's the one I've been saying at work all week.
How many kids with AdhD does it take to change a lightbult?
Let's go play on bikes! -
:56: :56: thats a good one like. -
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Long shot - maybe try the thread entitled jokes !!!
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* and im not being sarcastic -
Good point - must've missed it - sorry! :31:
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Why are pirates called pirates?
Coz they AAARRRRRR! -
LOL classic
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This joke is pretty cool. Just click the link, wait until
it loads and listen to the words carefully...
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/watch.htm
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P.S. If you're under 12 y.o, or your heart is weak or you're
a woman DON'T CLICK THAT LINK !