Any funny stories from when at the game?

The day we won 6-2 against rangers. When sutton scored the first, i lifted my wee brother up, and launched him in the air. I didnae see the pie in his hand. The * thing was let go in mid air, and skelped me in the face. I had brown sauce all over me. My face, jersey, trousers. My dad was laughing, my uncle was laughing. What did my brother say to me?????????????? Go and get me another pie ya stupid, fat *....... Just made it back up in time to see us winning the corner for stan's goal

 

Me and my mate went to the hapoel tel-aviv game at parkhead and they wer giving out wee palestinian flyers,at half time he went for a munch and as we came back up the stairs im standing looking around me when i sees this wee palestinian aeroplane flyin down from row z lol,well i watched it and watched it an the fker took a sharp turn an * me clean on the head *,as i looked around half the stand wer watching it so i just laughed an * off back down the stairs with a red face lol.

 

not a funny story but thought id cheer you up with this..most would have seen it before.why cant we have this commentator every week!!http://youtu.be/GXA_eLMY96k

 

the barca 3-2 game in paradise , me n the old man were sitting directly behind the goal VOH scored the first , when it went in we went nuts screaming and hugging the nearest person to us ect the guy next to me fell and because i had ma arm round ma old man aswell as the guy next to me , ma old man had his arm round the person next to him and so on we all fell down with the first guy (the domino effect)

didn't stop us though , must have been about 6 or 7 of us on the deck still givin it "YAAAAASSSS , YAAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!! "

 

It was Motherwells ball, not Celtics, you'll probably have a different opinion on it now, plus a gave them the ball back a was only having a laugh :bbpd:

 

Suppose, just saying I would be * off if I was trying to warm up and someone wouldn't give the ball back.

 

Celtic 2 Rangers 0 CIS Cup game when Maloney scored that screamer. When the ball hit the back of the net I jumped up and launched my Bovril into the air by accident. However I never saw it come back down again. So if it hit you I apologise.

 

Fair enough mate, as I would aswell but hey its only Motherwell so its fine :icon_mrgreen:

 

One from the Cup Final on Saturday.

At HT a Motherwell fan (Gary) asked his burd to marry him via a message on the big screen which the stadium PA drew everyone's attention to.

Within a minute, a song started to my right to the tune of the Alan McGregor ditty -

We hope she says no
We hope she says noo-ooo-oooo
Gary's an *
We hope she says no


Another funny was a few years ago. The fella who used to sit behind us got up out his seat to lauch a volley of abuse at Ian Brines. Mid rant, the top set of his falsers flew out and bounced down the stairs. He went straight after them, gave them a wipe on his trousers and popped them back in.

 

allways remember a fox running on the pitch v rangers and gazza legged it down the tunnel * him self.

 

The Green Brigade this season singing "Stand up if you love Celtic, sit down for safety reasons"

Or at the 2-1 game vs Rangers when Naka scored the screamer I went * nuts and ended up 5 rows in front of where I was sitting. Took me about 5 minutes to work my bearing out. Fair to say I was a little more subdued when JVOH scored the winner.

At the Killie game a few weeks ago when a Killie and Celtic player both went down with a head knock. At the exact same time, both the Killie and Celtic physios entered the pitch and had a race to the injured players. A few guys behind me shouted (in complete unison) "Haha they're having a race, C'mon Baldy!

Another one from a Killie game where this fat * was giving us abuse for the full game. He went away at half-time (for a few pies no doubt) and came back to be confronted by two police standing at his seat and escorting him away. He was still shouting a giving us abuse when he was hauled away.

 

Fatty, Fatty what's the score :icon_mrgreen:

 

I remember this one, we were slagging him big time on his way out and the guy behind us went on his high horse about making fun of someone getting the jail and how we were just as bad as the police cause the guy did f all wrong. My m8 caved in and apologised but i kept singing and telt him to * off and write his mp!

 

Great commentating! Must admit I quite enjoy having a good rant at the TV myself from time to time.

 

The fat guy at Killie . He's a legend. He got more abuse cause he took ages to give the ball to one of our players when it went out. He sits to the left of the stand quite low down.

 

He tried to tease Naylor with it. Sort of what Sammy did to wee Barry Bawbag.

He got * pelters that day :icon_mrgreen:

 

At the 4-0 game there this season he was getting pelters too


Fatty fatty whats the score?

 

That the guy that lifted his shirt up when we were shoutin at him? hahaha that was hilarious

 

I think so but for the next few seasons every Killie game there was rendition of Fatty what's the score

Was anyone at the Killie game when we won the league? And the guy jumped up on the fence at the side of the pitch and got lifted.

 

circa 1989 celtic park standing in the jungle joe miller having a stinker ball comes to him within feet of the support some guy shouts joe show us some of your magic my big mate joe lyden replys i disappear joe miller heard it we were in knots happy days