Any funny stories from when at the game?

Was at the 1-0 Cup Replay earlier this year. Just after we had scored I shouted "Away back to Blackburn Diouf you * nobody!" Much to my surprise the bald gentleman in front of me turned to his mate beside him and said : "Eh... No thanks they can keep him!" - It turns out that bald fella was none other than Steve Kean.

 

not necessarily funny but being in 111 against the huns this year for 3-0 doing the huddle and singing all the songs has to be the highlight of my experiences of CP after all the years!

 

Remember playing St Johnstone at Celtic Park in a midweek match, we were coasting the game 4 nil in the 2nd half when Rudi Vata was standing next to the jungle, everybody started chanting "Rudi, Rudi, Rudi" and then the ball came to him and he thought he would be cute and he started doing flicks and step overs with the ball only for a St Johnstone player to take it off him, run up the park and score, less than a minute later Vata was substituted with all the jungle * themselves laughing.

 

When was at CP I was sitting just next to 1 of the exits and a fat women came by she dropped something think it was a scarf, but instead of going down the step the drunk * tried to lean over from the first stepas she bent over her tousers ripped right up the backside then she took a rolly polly down 6 stairs a was howling for most the game

 

i used to stand next to a guy in the jungle who used to try and put our opponents off by shouting "miss it."
imagine a high cross coming into our box....opposing striker leaps to head it goal ward and this idiot shouts...miss it..ooooooohhhaaaaaa. every time.

or in the early eighties there was a young voiciferous asian gentleman whos pronounced asian accent meant tha multiple times through a game he'd be shouting.
"come on Teltic"

 

When I was younger, I feel asleep during a game. lol Didn't really know what I was watching!

 

call me boring but i agree thats not funny

 

no way?! You serious?

 

probably was hes supposed to be an absolute die hard

 

Guy near me tries to jump about when just can't get enough comes on all the time, he's Half cut most ae the time and he * decked it on one occasion, guys a * laugh so he is.

 

There was this guy from ardoyne who always fell asleep at the ground, every * time,lol. We used to leave at 5-6 in teh morning and they all hit the drink then but this guy was one to hit teh shorts so early and they always made him steaming by kick off , you wana seen him snoring away in teh stadium,lol, and even when we scored he didnt move an inch.

 

took my younger sister to a game with me and lee naylor hit her in the face with the ball and shouted sorry was quite funny

 

During HT at the 2-1 game vs Motherwell last season Josh Thompson double, they hit the ball over the bar and I grabbed the ball and put it behind the seat, then the stewards were like "Give him the ball back" then the player walked forward and said "Just give us the *' ball eh!" I was standing shrugging my shoulders as if to say "What is it?" it was hilarious

When we scored against Barca once a guy fell on top of me

 

first game 0-0 vs mwell, wee cousin fell asleep, i kept saying can we go this is rubbish dad?

'aye after this free kick' looking gutted that I wasn't enjoying it.

so free kick, lubo boom! 'can we come back next week?'

the celtic bug had bitten oh and my cousin woke up and started crying

 

Dundee United(3-1) just before the match, some drunk guy stood up on the wall at the bottom of the shed stand, as the stewards and polis came to get him down, he * decked it landed right on his face. Was * hilarious but must've been sore. Anyone else see it?

 

Deadly serious. He went nuts when the goal went in. Him and his mates grabbed me and the guy beside me when it hit the back of the net, and were jumping around like idiots hahaha.

 

mine isn't half as funny as the others but in milan we were all in the big square before the game and a few balls were getting kicked in the air and my mate was trying to get his head onto one,anyways the ball came flying in our direction and i tried to tell my mate but being quite drunk i didnt stop to think were it was heading so i took the ball smack right in the face,ended up with my nose bleeding ha ha,was gutted lol

 

Pretty imature and dickish.

 

Against Valencia back in 2001 (I think it was 2001) the fella behind me kept shouting at their goalkeeper, ' Canizares your pish' over and over. Canizares turned round and gripped his balls and gave the guy the finger. Was brilliant.

At half time against Aberdeen a few years ago my mate was going to the toilet and slipped and fell clean on his back, one guy at the urinal who was a bit drunk and still mid * turned round and * on my mate whilst he was on his back haha

 

When we still had Lee Naylor I can mind he used to stay out after the warm up and fire pot shots into the Jock Stein. Used to skelp people some beauties. This guy 2 rows down got smacked square in the puss, funniest thing ever!