5 things you'd want if the world were full of Zombies

Batch dear....

2. A Cow ? why is this :icon_mrgreen:

 

For milk of course

 

To get milk from it to drink :icon_mrgreen: I dont like plain water and just thought i might not get to raid any shops since all the zombies would be running about. I probably thought it through too much to be honest

 

Id have a cow myself batch wouldn't be able to live without fresh milk

 

1. lightsaber
2. x-wing
3. hoverboard
4. star trek replicator thing (for getting whiskey and food and cigs)
5. Megan Fox

 

1. Humvee mounted with a .50 caliber
2. A secret mountain lair in the American Rockies
3. Knife
4. Helicopter
5. Jessica Alba

I think a humvee mounted with a 50 cal would be pretty * sweet in the midst of hordes of zombies in the deserts of the American west. Then I could retreat to the old mountain lair via the humvee or helicopter to return to my beautiful prize. :icon_mrgreen:

But I haven't decided what's more awesome... mowing down hordes of zombies myself or having to drive the humvee but with a view of a scantily clad Jessica Alba just blowing * up.

 

The Exploading Rats from 'Wanted'
All the Voddie 'n' Red Bull a can get
A bugatti Veyron (just cause i could)
And id take richard Bransons Island would wonna see the * get me there.

 

first of all I would live in the alps. don't think many zombies could find the way anyway.


a big * lawn mower or chainsaw
BFG (doom players will know this one)
my mp3 player
a sexy girl
ferrari 599 gtb

 

Play Left 4 Dead and see what happens there, that makes me concerned about taking stuff...

I'd have.. a medkit. a shitload of pipe bombs, weapons (m4a1, ak47, ya know..) enough food to last forever and something else >.<

 

Having not very carefully thought about this, I'd have to go for (having positioned myself in a well-barricaded, high wall-surrounded country house, with its own well):

1. Livestock/packets of seeds (to keep/grow on my newly-acquired rolling country estate. This would include a fuckload of weed seeds and potatoes, for making vodka!)

2. A well-armoured Land Rover

3. A generator

4. A big * gun

5. Natalie Portman (it was a toss-up between her and a shitload of Valium, but if I was smashed on vodka and vals, it's likely I'd be hallucinating she was there anyway, so I might as well go with the real thing!)

 

1. Chuck Norris
2. Cheryl Cole
3. Nukes
4. A Pimp Cane
5. The Govenator

Really though, I'd only need number 1.