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Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by superleigh, Mar 15, 2016.

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  1. buchanbhoy

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    buchanbhoy, Mar 16, 2016
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  2. Sean Daleer Ten Thirty Gold Member

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  3. Tim-Time 1888 Always look on the bright side of Life Gold Member

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    Tim-Time 1888, Mar 16, 2016
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  4. superleigh

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    a wee coffee always brings out the big guns ( farts ) ripperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssss
     
    superleigh, Mar 17, 2016
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  5. blackfish Screaming from beneath the waves...

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    Just the five or six today unfortunately
     
    blackfish, Mar 17, 2016
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  6. CH4 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Farts are enjoyable now a days love the feeling when one breaks wind...

    Now Sharts are another ball game ........
     
    CH4, Mar 17, 2016
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  7. RayLeOtter

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    Due to illness I am not trusting any farts today.
     
    RayLeOtter, Mar 20, 2016
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  8. superleigh

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    Every one of them a gamble mate aye
     
    superleigh, Mar 20, 2016
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  9. RayLeOtter

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    I do not want swampy pants :smiley-laughing002:
     
    RayLeOtter, Mar 20, 2016
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  10. blackfish Screaming from beneath the waves...

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    84 today and counting
     
    blackfish, Aug 17, 2016
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    Happy birthday mate.
     
    The Prof, Aug 17, 2016
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  12. blackfish Screaming from beneath the waves...

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    Cheers
     
    blackfish, Aug 17, 2016
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  13. Sean Daleer Ten Thirty Gold Member

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    Farting is becoming a right ordeal the older I get.

    I feel one brewing but instead of letting rip like in my younger days, I need to let just a little out first, just to make sure there isn't any debris coming along for the ride.
     
    Sean Daleer, Aug 17, 2016
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  14. The Prof Administrator Administrator

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    One of life's great pleasures is letting rip a thunderous fart whilst sitting on a wooden chair.
     
    The Prof, Aug 17, 2016
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  15. Sean Daleer Ten Thirty Gold Member

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    Another farting pleasure is letting one go in a crowded lift and blaming the wife. Never gets old.
     
    Sean Daleer, Aug 17, 2016
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  16. blackfish Screaming from beneath the waves...

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    The art of farting has always been a private affair for me, I've never been one of the "hey lads I'm gonna fart" chaps. At home I enjoy my own privacy to deal with any gaseous events. The bathroom being the obvious and more comfortable location or if needs must, the garden. The garden is the destination of choice if my innards give me fair warning that there is a storm of biblical proportions brewing inside. My enjoyment of vaping allows an easy excuse to go outside and a counter agent perfume against anything resembling a sewage works on a hot sunny day escaping from my bottom.

    My biggest concern these days is the increasing regularity of the requirement to release gas and some of the flavours that are being produced. It's a sad day when you find your own brand offensive.
     
    blackfish, Aug 17, 2016
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    :smiley-laughing002:
     
    The Prof, Aug 17, 2016
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  18. Doogs. Lustig your the one, you still turn me on.

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    Ad hominem.
     
    Doogs., Aug 17, 2016
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  19. Sean Daleer Ten Thirty Gold Member

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    I have to admit, the acoustics when farting into the bowl is very enjoyable.
     
    Sean Daleer, Aug 17, 2016
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  20. Tim-Time 1888 Always look on the bright side of Life Gold Member

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