FARTS

Please drink some water as well though.
* the diet and calories and the likes, but for the sake of your * and the pain later. Drink some water..
Like 3litres of it

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Why water?

I've just horsed four litres of Diet Coke

Yeah and I am aware of the irony

 

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14 stone 5' 11" ripped and sexy, just having a blow out today - literally

 

None of us are in a position to judge to be honest.
Im just worried for the pain youll have in a few hours/tomorrow.

Are you seriously up to 40pks? Or am I being naive again?


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40 farts

 

Hahahhahahhaaha

Geez I actually was worried.

Still, 14pks of crisps!!

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I have noticed I tend to fart more at night and morning - more so in bed. Is it a relaxing thing or a general thing that we pass wind more often at these times?

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House is mingin, I've got three hours to turn this place into a * Yankee candle showroom before the * hits the fan and my day off is appraised and critically analysed by my darling companion in her arrival home!

Attending to three aquariums and eating crisps is not high on the scale of acceptable behaviour

Best not to tell her about the excessive masturbation

 

Every door and window open. Burn as many unscented candles as you can
Spray each room with airfreshen very half hour.


And stop farting!!!!!!

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Build up of methane and other gases from the * we eat.
The sound is from the release and pressure.

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It's even worse when you are constipated and have piles. Ouch.

 

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You need to do a *. Or you'll just keep farting like * all night.