Weirdo injects his own spunk into veins....yes, you read correctly!

https://www.irishexaminer.com/break...-his-own-semen-to-treat-back-pain-897934.html


Man injects himself with his own * to treat back pain
detailed in this month’s Irish Medical Journal, involved a 33-year-old man who had presented to doctors complaining of severe, sudden onset lower back pain for days after lifting a heavy steel object.

While the man had a history of chronic low back pain, a further examination revealed a red rash on his right upper arm - and the patient subsequently admitted he had been injecting himself with his own * for a year and a half.



“The patient disclosed that he had intravenously injected his own * as an innovative method to treat back pain,” the case study noted.



“He had devised this 'cure' independent of any medical advice. Upon further interrogation of this alternative therapy, he revealed he had injected one monthly 'dose' of * for 18 consecutive months using a hypodermic needle which had been purchased online.

“Upon this occasion the patient had injected three 'doses' of * intra-vascularly and intra-muscularly,” it said.

Doctors found that the * had leaked into the soft tissue in the man’s arm.

“This patient’s back pain improved over the course of his inpatient stay and he opted to discharge himself without availing of an incision and drainage of the local collection,” the authors noted.

The Dublin-based authors say the case is “the first ever described case of intravascular * injection and associated abscess in the medical literature” and warn the case “demonstrates the risks involved with medical experimentation prior to extensive clinical research”.

 

That’s what happens when a lie goes too far

Wife: the * you doin?!
Him: ehhhh ummm I was just
Wife: having a * ya animal!!
Him: naw, aye, hang on a minute
Wife: filthy pervert!!!
Him: it’s for my back! Aye... eh you remember I have a bad back? Well I was reading this science magazine when we were in Tesco the other day remember?
Wife: aye ye did stop to look at the magazines...
Him: exactly!! And you’ll never believe this, but...

 

Is his name Parsl...

Never mind

 

How long did the * think he’d have to shoot up * before the pain went away


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Hoping to inject the wifie tonight

 

did it work ?

i get back pain driving my truck.

 

Might ask Mrs. Slippy if she has a sore back tonight

 

No wonder it never worked, he was injecting it into his arm when the pain was in his back the daft * ...

 

Come to think of it she was complaining of toochache earlier

 

Mrs Buster?

 

Yep, so l might need to apply directly