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Ultimate Turn Off

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  1. Garrymac1888

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    Was driving for ages today and drifted off thinking about past loves...

    This particular one I thought was the one....Gorgeous, jet black hair, perfect body, own house and a teacher! Loved up to * until one week!!!

    1) Having a bath in hers after a session, she came in the toilet and shat!

    2) Few days later, she was having a bath, I came in with a drink for her she asked for and sat down for a chat, she stood up in the bath and started shaving her * in front of me!

    After that I was off!

    Often wonder what might have been if she hadnt been a clatty *.
     
    Garrymac1888, Jul 29, 2014
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  2. Woody

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    She wanted rid of you :smiley-laughing002:
     
    Woody, Jul 29, 2014
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  3. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    You left her cos she had a baldy *????

    Strange one.




    My turn off co incidently is hairy arms and legs.
     
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  4. Sean Conghaile

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    Can I have her number?
     
    Sean Conghaile, Jul 29, 2014
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  5. Intellectually Absurd Gold Member Gold Member

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    Aye nae offence mate but that sounds like lad tactics, except from a female.

    Turn off for me is hair on their toes! Or unkempt eyebrows. Just hair in general - get it to * ladies.
     
    Intellectually Absurd, Jul 29, 2014
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  6. James Gold Member Gold Member

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    Tattoos piercings short hair
    Dirty nails
     
    James, Jul 29, 2014
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  7. Sean Conghaile

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    Bad teeth.
     
    Sean Conghaile, Jul 29, 2014
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    the over the top tangerine makeup look...* disgusts me,i actually vomited blood once when i woke up next to one
     
    Bonobhoy, Jul 29, 2014
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    Smoking, bad teeth, * patter.
     
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  10. Garrymac1888

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    Penny has just dropped!!!!! The cow :56::56:
     
    Garrymac1888, Jul 29, 2014
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  11. Garrymac1888

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    It wasnt the baldy * mate, it was ffs leave a bit of mystique in the relationship.....seeing her dangling of the side of the bath, like a bow legged monkey, shaving herself...didnt need to see that.

    TBH it was the * that done it for me most. That was defo not cool.
     
    Garrymac1888, Jul 29, 2014
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  12. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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  13. Garrymac1888

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    Barring the dirty nails, thats ma perfect woman :50:
     
    Garrymac1888, Jul 29, 2014
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  14. Garrymac1888

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    Shes still single Sean, you can have her for your 20th:50:
     
    Garrymac1888, Jul 29, 2014
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Barring all of the obvious ones, I've always been grossed out by freckles. A few here and there are alright, but when a face looks like this I actually feel sick :56:

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    Unnaturally blonde hair, fake tan, too much make-up, lack of personality. Just airheads really.
     
    Vertie Auld, Jul 29, 2014
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    Tattoos, piercings and red hair!!! * :50:
     
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