Trivial things that make you happy.

Get some pictures and post in the wildlife thread, it would be great to see.

 

Yeah would've done.

Was laughing my head off while living in the moment. If I get a snap of anything comparable will definitely post.

 

Some lassie Aisling O'Reilly popped up on my YouTube talking about Celtic..

Never heard of her before. Could listen to her all day talking about us. A wee beauty

 

The sizzling sound of hot curry sauce and rice on a prawn cracker.

 

Mrs C's chicken curry scooped onto a poppadum with mango chutney.

 

Salad Cream and Red Seriously Strong Extra Mature Cheddar

 

My wonderful gorgeous daughter and her hun boyfriend are finished! Held my council the last year as a good father would do, but as she started uni his brain dead hun facade came out and he couldn't handle it.

What makes it even better was he was horrible and crude and rude which means I can beat his * hun face to a pulp now without being the bad guy!! (If required)

Halloween has come early for me and her brothers

 

Last line reminds me of getto Boyz song mind playin tricks on me haha

 

Used to be building air fix models especially the Scharnhorst, Graf Spee, Tirpitz, Bismark, Prinz Eugen plus Junkers 88, Junkers 87, ME 110 and ME109. Only allied was Tomcat and Hurricane plus HMS Hood

 

A hot whiskey when you’ve got a cold.

 

Going for a * and it's a ghostie.

 

Make sure she follows some ‘due diligence’ next time and swerves even the faintest hint of staunch.

That’s your ‘fatherly duty’.

 

Won't happen again sir, she's been well warned and in fairness agrees.

 

This * advert, makes me laugh every time lol.

 

Going to the dump on a Saturday morning!

Not being a religious man, the tip run I find almost spiritual and sets me up for the day.

My partner has also taken umbrage that I'd rather go to the tip this morning instead of some naked fornicating, I can do that anytime but I can only do the tip on a Saturday morning.

 

When you realise it’s only two more prime ministers until Christmas.

 

Home after a week away working to watch all Celtic goals v Sevco 2012 til now. Mrs was asking permission to take a phone call in the other room. Dembele yes bhoy

 

I saw that the other day… but I’d put it in TTTAY instead….

Some advertising numpties sat round a table probably got paid 10s of 1000s of £££££ fir that..

Coming up with it is mad enough…. But What manager in the company ok’d it as the way to go?

Overpaid Advertising Gimp - “ okay guys… picture this.. we need to represent freedom somehow… so what abooouuuut..

…. a giant highland cow riding a motorbike through the Scottish wilds? Here’s how I see it -

Mr cow gazes longingly through the window of a Croft at the occupant watching tv.. he spots the motorbike parked outside and thinks to himself …’ gonna get me some road time!’…

Cut to aerial shot of mr cow riding on the open road … his lovely red hair flowing in the breeeze… happy to just be alive at that moment ….”

Even more overpaid (Virgin Media?) executive -

“what the * have you been smoking *? do you really get paid for that *?”

“wow… that’s it! Genius! A motorcycling highland cow.”

 

I’d just rather say it makes me laugh lol…it’s Friday mate

 

Seeing the Auld lizards coffin on tv meaning another royal kicked the bucket.