Rules for bedroom golf

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one
club and two balls.

2. Play on the course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and
keep the balls out of the hole.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course
owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

5. Course owners have the right to restrict the length of the club to
avoid damage to the hole.

6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as are necessary
until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do
so may result in being denied permission to play the hole again.

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon
arrival at the course. The experienced player will take time to admire
the entire course, with special attention to well formed bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played
or are currently playing to the owner of the course currently being
played.Upset course owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

9. Players are encouraged to bring appropriate rain gear.

10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly
scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first
time. Previous players have been known to become irate to discover that
someone else is playing what they consider to be a private course.

11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all
times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the hole temporarily
under repair. Players are cautioned to be extremely tactful in this
situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play
when this is the case.

12. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before
attempting to play the back nine.

13. Slow play is encouraged, however players should be prepared to play
at a faster pace at the request of the course owner.

14. It is considered outstanding performance to play the same hole
several times in one match, time permitting.

15. The course owner shall be the sole judge of who is the best player.

 

If you played 18 holes you'd be knackered , so would you play front 9 or back 9 ?

 

Front 9 unless your a :frilly:

 

back 9 lol

 

not if she prefers the back 9

 

lo... funny as *.. I'd play the front 18, I'm not really into the back 9 stuff lol.. that hole is exit only unless the bird wants it in there...