last night in my taxi

i picked up a random couple from "madness" club/pub at 3am a male and femail about mid twentys

will you take us to the swallow hotel ibrox the girl said in an northern irish accent,,,i said ok,now the swallow hotel is 5 mins away at that time in the morning ,over the kingston bridge your there,

so i asked ,are you over for the weekend,,,at the same time they say ,yes we came over for the football today "saturday" oh i said and thats all i said

a min later the guy asked me whats my team,i say CELTIC,,,and all * broke loose

he said,,no way will celtic win the league this year,,i said i bet thats the 4th time you have said that now,

oh ffs,,,,i was a dirty * tottie picking taige *,,,honestly i started to laugh i couldent belive it,,i said m8 calm * doon man


we get to the swallow hotel,and to give the lassie her due,she was trying to shut him up calling him a bigot,,,,she was paying me and i was trying to give her ,her change of £20 hes shouting we would have won the uffa cup we had 7 games in 10 days or some *,,,and what i said, i dont care ,i dont * care ,,this made him even more mad /shouting louder

your disrespecting me you tarrier * *,,,,* off ,get ta * i said

his girlfriend/partner still telling him to shut it,,,so a small crowd is gathering at this point,,he goes out the car ,comes to my door ,opens it and askes me for a fight,,again i said * off im not fighting you over celtic or rangers,,the police drove in to where we were ,,,,the place went silient ,,the police asked "whats all this then",,i told them,,,he starts shouting and swiftly gets lifted


RESULT

 

Way to keep your cool mate, no point getting involved with guys like that.

 

* scum *. Credit to you for keeping your cool, shows the man you are.

 

You could write a book Davey. :icon_mrgreen:
Well done for keeping cool.
Cannae get into fights when you're a taxi driver. Hope the * picks the wrong guy to argue his pish with next time.

 

Good on you for keeping calm mate, at least the idiot got lifted by the police.

 

Well done Davie. The Bigot got what he deserved

 

lol,love it

 

i left the scene,,scratching my head,asking my self "did that really happen" i was thinking his team just won 5-0 yesterday,,even a 5-0 dosent cheer them up

sorry to any northern irish people here but,,that accent scares me, when is loud its * loud

sounds agressive to me,,or is it just me that thinks that,,i find the southern accent a happy joyfull sound that i could listen to all day

 

That is unbelievable you shouldn't have to take * like that from some hun * when you are working! Well done for keeping the cool though.

 

FFS. There are just some total arseholes out there aren't there?

You did get your fare though didn't you???:icon_mrgreen:

 

Did he leave a tip? :icon_mrgreen:

 

wit do u think,, the £5 fare suddenly became £12

 

lol davie i wonder what his reaction would have been if he had ever heard your commentary on an old firm game and found out thats whos taxi he was in

 

before the * hit the fan ,that was in my mind to say to him "have you heard of /or seen tictalk


it wouldent have been the first time ive mentioned it,safe to say ive mentiones tictalk a few hundred times in the past

 

Good calm man Davie. Cause F####rs like that can get your back up quickly.

Shame about the burd left to swallow alone. :icon_mrgreen:

 

Good stuff Davie, you kept your cool and got the guy *...

 

ffs lol clever guy

 

I think you've done well in keeping your cool. It makes me lose a little faith in humanity slightly when there are fights because a person supports one football team over the other.

 

durty hun orange bassa!!!!!!!!!!!

 

yes!!! should have ran them roun to RT'S and got him to ' do away' with them!!