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How to get rid of a fruit bat?

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Dariush67, Jul 27, 2011.

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  1. Dariush67

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    Murph-E is *. A bat has flew into his bathroom and he doesn't know how to get it out. Yes, this is extremely hilarious, but do any of you guys know how to get a bat to leave a bathroom?
     
    Dariush67, Jul 27, 2011
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  2. Scarecrow

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    Fire the bat signal oot yir japseye.
     
    Scarecrow, Jul 27, 2011
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  3. The Prof Administrator Administrator

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    Did it fly in on a Dark knight
     
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    run in * with a jug of milk and a spatula
     
    Nolan96, Jul 27, 2011
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    I had one before. Best way to do it is just try and punch the living * out of it. They don't like fighting you see. Also they're scared of big * but you've gotta have the right tools for that one.
     
    Kayal, Jul 27, 2011
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  6. Scarecrow

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    Oh FFS :56::56::56:
     
    Scarecrow, Jul 27, 2011
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    Kill the bat man.:52:
     
    albashamrock, Jul 27, 2011
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  8. The Prof Administrator Administrator

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    Your a right Joker :icon_mrgreen:
     
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  9. Scarecrow

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    Can't believe he's being made the bane of these jokes.
     
    Scarecrow, Jul 27, 2011
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  10. albashamrock

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    Yeah. Should stop Robin references to this situation.
     
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    Bunch of big Waynes.
     
    Scarecrow, Jul 27, 2011
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    buy yourself a cat, woman
     
    oranBhoy, Jul 27, 2011
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    do a big smelly *
     
    Dazza, Jul 27, 2011
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  14. andybhoy94 Gold Member Gold Member

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  15. oranBhoy

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    phone it a taxi???
     
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  16. The Prof Administrator Administrator

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    Run it a bath, it'll ask you to do it's back then you just clobber the * :50:
     
    The Prof, Jul 27, 2011
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    Invite it to a bar and get some cheesy lady to spike it's drink during its ridiculous dance routine.

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGl6OlSczdU[/YOUTUBE]
     
    albashamrock, Jul 27, 2011
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    All joking aside, this actually happened to me once although the bat was in a bedroom. After it flew around for a long time i tried to catch it with a mesh laundry basket after it landed. I caught it and then i released it outside.
     
    R.A., Jul 27, 2011
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    Wait till it needs a * then slam the toilet seat down and flush that bad boy :50:
     
    The Prof, Jul 27, 2011
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    say "oh is that the time already i never knew it was so late, & im up early tomorrow" ...then do a big yawn.. if it has any manners it will soon leave!
     
    oranBhoy, Jul 27, 2011
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