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FARTS

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by superleigh, Mar 15, 2016.

  1. superleigh

    superleigh

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    How often do you fart a day ? I honestly fart over 40 times a day that cant be healthy :56:

    I am sure a seen somewhere that the average was 15 times a day
     
  2. Gyp Rosetti

    Gyp Rosetti Gold Member

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    I think your counting brain farts aswell :50:
     
  3. PeeKay

    PeeKay Gold Member

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    25+

    Which isn't a good thing.
     
  4. Peej

    Peej Gold Member Gold Member

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    13 was last I recall hearing - for the average.

    Ill be probably over that. Reckon I fart that in a night/wake up in the morning with some crazy explosions.
    During the day ill sneak a good few more out.

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  5. Markybhoy

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    Really?
     
  6. CH4

    CH4 Gold Member Gold Member

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    It's all in the diet .......
     
  7. Tim-Time 1888

    Tim-Time 1888 Always look on the bright side of Life Gold Member

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    Coming soon a thread about the size of * :smiley-laughing002:
     
  8. Peej

    Peej Gold Member Gold Member

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    Mines is biggest

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  9. superleigh

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    hilarious mate wait till mcguire sees this he will * love it :rolleyes:
     
  10. CFC_67_88

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    couldn't be arsed with this thread
     
  11. Gyp Rosetti

    Gyp Rosetti Gold Member

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    You started a thread about farts ya dolly * then cant take a joke, though let me guess you were trying to be sarcastic as any of the other * you spout, now * off and measure yer * hopefully it touches yer * and you * yersel into next week :50:
     
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  12. Clint Eastwood

    Clint Eastwood The Good Bad and Ugly of TC

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    :56::56::56:
     
  13. Markybhoy

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    It's almost as though he's been here before.
     
  14. Gyp Rosetti

    Gyp Rosetti Gold Member

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    Yer trolling is getting boring :rolleyes:
     
  15. Miles Platting

    Miles Platting Irish Mancunian Gold Member

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    You've spelt * wrong
     
  16. superleigh

    superleigh

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    so is your foul mouthed tirades from behind a computer screen :56:


    Its almost as if you hate a person you have never ever met. Surely it cant be that bad :smiley-laughing002:
     
  17. Gyp Rosetti

    Gyp Rosetti Gold Member

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    * up :icon_mrgreen:
     
  18. Clint Eastwood

    Clint Eastwood The Good Bad and Ugly of TC

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    That was laughing not trolling. :50:
     
  19. Gyp Rosetti

    Gyp Rosetti Gold Member

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    Hard to tell with half the * you post
     
  20. buchanbhoy

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    Is it me but the older you get the more you fart and they are becoming more powerful .