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do you get any good perks at work?

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by ronan cfc, Oct 6, 2009.

  1. hoops daft

    hoops daft

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    be starting retail security in the next month or so .. so i get to throw wee junkies aboot . ahhhh the good life . :icon_mrgreen:
     
  2. ronan cfc

    ronan cfc

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    thats the best perk so far:icon_mrgreen:
     
  3. hoops daft

    hoops daft

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    aye but if it's a big junkie i'm * . :56:
     
  4. Andybhoy

    Andybhoy

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    there is tidy women
    but the main perk is WEEK GET TO EAT FREE FOOD granted it has to be out of date cus we cant sell it but still:56:
     
  5. hoops daft

    hoops daft

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    haha lovely :icon_mrgreen:
     
  6. Quiet Assassin

    Quiet Assassin

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    Free mobile with unlimited calls
    Free wireless at home
    Free laptop
    Free car, don't even pay the petrol for private use
    Company credit card
    Dinner for a quid
    Great pension
    70 quid a day to do with as I please when I'm overseas
    Regular overseas travel.

    Think that's about it really :icon_mrgreen:
     
  7. Andybhoy

    Andybhoy

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    feedthebear no offence but ive never wanted to hit even * novo as much as i want to hit you right now:56:
     
  8. Marie

    Marie Bookmaker

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    ooft...any jobs going FTB?

    I get 10% discount in Argos and 20% in Homebase and lots of wee dicounts from other retailers, food chains and holiday firms
     
  9. MartinVienna

    MartinVienna

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    roughly 30% off all insurance premiums...
     
  10. faw cough

    faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    Yeah,i work with a hun,and on really warm days i rub his sandwich down my sweaty * cheeks,put it back in his lunchbox,and its great watching him eat it.
     
  11. thecolgan

    thecolgan

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    the scheme!
    the only thing i can possibly count as a perk is the fact that i still have a job
     

  12. :56::56:We have a winner!

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  13. hoops daft

    hoops daft

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    PAH.... What do you do ?
     
  14. Mr Nice

    Mr Nice

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    Sucks the devils * :50:
     
  15. CELTBOY

    CELTBOY

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    Originally Posted by Feed the bear [​IMG]
    Free mobile with unlimited calls
    Free wireless at home
    Free laptop
    Free car, don't even pay the petrol for private use
    Company credit card
    Dinner for a quid
    Great pension
    70 quid a day to do with as I please when I'm overseas
    Regular overseas travel.

    Think that's about it really :icon_mrgreen:



    you a politician by any chance?? :)) lol
     
  16. Mr Marty™

    Mr Marty™

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    Sounds like a sales rep for orange or something similar?
     
  17. CGL

    CGL

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    Debt Collectors have no perks :54:
     
  18. Mr Nice

    Mr Nice

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    Debt Collectors are all wanks :bbpd: Preying on the poor and use bully tactics and intimidation. Not nice people imo :icon_mrgreen:
     
  19. Quiet Assassin

    Quiet Assassin

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    I know mate but what can you do....I work like a * donkey most days :86:

    International Sales Manager :icon_mrgreen:

    I wish I was mate, then I'd really kick the * out of it :56:

    Thought I'd throw this in.....last November me and my gaffer were in Paris roughing it at an exhibition when I got a mail confirming I'd just landed a very tasty order I'd been chasing. We went out to celebrate at a wee boutique restaurant that sits across the road from the Sorbonne. The bill (with wine of course) came to EURO 864 and we dropped a EURO 100 tip, which the waiter looked at like it was a fiver :56::56::56:
     
  20. col_p67

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    Internet and big money when I qualify. Kind of job that'll let you see the world. Also, I'd be able to knock up a house for pretty cheap (contacts!). Boss is sound and pretty much lets me have time off, if I need it.