do you get any good perks at work?

be starting retail security in the next month or so .. so i get to throw wee junkies aboot . ahhhh the good life . :icon_mrgreen:

 

aye but if it's a big junkie i'm * .

 

there is tidy women
but the main perk is WEEK GET TO EAT FREE FOOD granted it has to be out of date cus we cant sell it but still

 

haha lovely :icon_mrgreen:

 

Free mobile with unlimited calls
Free wireless at home
Free laptop
Free car, don't even pay the petrol for private use
Company credit card
Dinner for a quid
Great pension
70 quid a day to do with as I please when I'm overseas
Regular overseas travel.

Think that's about it really :icon_mrgreen:

 

feedthebear no offence but ive never wanted to hit even * novo as much as i want to hit you right now

 

roughly 30% off all insurance premiums...

 

Yeah,i work with a hun,and on really warm days i rub his sandwich down my sweaty * cheeks,put it back in his lunchbox,and its great watching him eat it.

 

the only thing i can possibly count as a perk is the fact that i still have a job

 

We have a winner!

 

PAH.... What do you do ?

 

Sucks the devils *

 

Originally Posted by Feed the bear
Free mobile with unlimited calls
Free wireless at home
Free laptop
Free car, don't even pay the petrol for private use
Company credit card
Dinner for a quid
Great pension
70 quid a day to do with as I please when I'm overseas
Regular overseas travel.

Think that's about it really :icon_mrgreen:



you a politician by any chance?? ) lol

 

Sounds like a sales rep for orange or something similar?

 

Debt Collectors have no perks

 

Debt Collectors are all wanks :bbpd: Preying on the poor and use bully tactics and intimidation. Not nice people imo :icon_mrgreen:

 

I know mate but what can you do....I work like a * donkey most days

International Sales Manager :icon_mrgreen:

I wish I was mate, then I'd really kick the * out of it

Thought I'd throw this in.....last November me and my gaffer were in Paris roughing it at an exhibition when I got a mail confirming I'd just landed a very tasty order I'd been chasing. We went out to celebrate at a wee boutique restaurant that sits across the road from the Sorbonne. The bill (with wine of course) came to EURO 864 and we dropped a EURO 100 tip, which the waiter looked at like it was a fiver

 

Internet and big money when I qualify. Kind of job that'll let you see the world. Also, I'd be able to knock up a house for pretty cheap (contacts!). Boss is sound and pretty much lets me have time off, if I need it.