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Chat Up Lines

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Mark, Feb 13, 2005.

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  1. Mark

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  2. gt83

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    ^^^ that chat up line wid get me a black eye and 3 months
     
  3. BTG

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    I've lost my number, can I have yours? :84:

    I'll get my coat...
     
  4. Celtic Mad Administrator Administrator

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    'I have lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?' More of a girls one, or lads who have teddy bears, lol. :50:
     
  5. BTG

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    Nice legs, what time do they open?
     
  6. Celtic Mad Administrator Administrator

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    But you have to admit, you've got to laugh at the ones who actually use these things. Own up now lads!
     
  7. BTG

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    Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again? :50:
     
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    pink or brown?
     
  9. Mark

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    lol nice 1!!
     
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    Excuse me hen , Do you want yer hole ?

    She replies ...NAW .

    Gonnae gie it to me then , I'm gaggin for it
     
  11. freedom

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    Pink or brown gets my vote . *
     
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    excuse me can u drop sumthin
     
  13. BB Banned!

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    One for charliebhoy....



    "Dont be shy darlin'...

    Your ma wisnae..."
     
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  14. Stephen

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    should be named "pick up lines that are funny, but would be attacked if actually used thread"
     
  15. Stephen

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    a few good one's. DO NOT ATTEMPT, I REPEAT DO NOT ATTEMPT :67:

    F*ck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

    or

    * is a killer...want to die happy?

    :yeah:
     
  16. BB Banned!

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    fancy a * darling?....no...

    Well do you mind lying down while i have one...
     
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    an oldie.....

    "Do you have any Irish in you?".....

    No... dye want some
    Yes.... dye want some more
     
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    " Can I park my machine in to ur garage" ...
     
  19. HH

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    Your * if she replies....green.
     
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    pink or brown was good....


    so, do you work for the postal service?
    -no...
    -well, i coulda sworn i saw you checkin my package