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He's Caught

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Callum Bevan, Oct 31, 2005.

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  1. Celtic Man

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    * Sake I think this should fight should be settled on Jerry Springer Show, I can just picture the caption at the bottom of the screen.."Calum Bevan Stole My Username", Irvy7 will be introduced on stage first and tell his version of events and suddenly Calum will burst onto the stage in a desperate attack towards Irvy "It was a Joke ya *" Bevan will say throwing punches before The Security team pull them apart, Springer will probe for details and to find the truth then give some smart-arsed diplomatic comments as he always does, a few random Red- Knecked Audience members will stand up and call Calum a Sicko and pervert for doin it then a Mild Mannered Black middle-aged gentleman will stand up in Calum's defence "Boys will be boys" he'll say. At the end of The Show Springer will do his patronising Final Thought on how to keep safe on Chatrooms and Identity theft etc before sayin his closing Catch-Phrase, couple of wee clips will then follow with Irvy raging callin Bevan all the * under the sun and Calum will just mock Irvy's lack of sense of humour to the cries of JERRY..JERRY..JERRY from the inbreds in The Audience.
     
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  2. Callum Bevan

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    Hehe. Good one m8. :50:
     
  3. Amenhotep

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    Some guys here have to speak with an psycho Doc or somethin - lol
     
  4. Callum Bevan

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    I could certainly make you an appoinment. :84:
     
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    * just realised I've been spellin Callum's name wrong all this time..

    :52:
     
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    Lol quality Celtic man .
     
  7. Callum Bevan

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    I do have 2 L's in my name you know. :84:
     
  8. bhoywunda Banned!

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    i dont give a flyin * about your sherlock work or this row your havin. i dont give a * about this transmaster and i dont give a * about you. your a loser son.
     
  9. Callum Bevan

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    Looks like another one has got out of the wrong side of the bed. :84:
     
  10. bhoywunda Banned!

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    nah its not that..

    i just dont like you
     
  11. Dubsbhoy Banned!

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    add talkceltic to that list you seem to be proud of the fact that nobody likes you, everytime you come back you'll be banned, *.
     
  12. davie_glasgow

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    i know whats happning here,, hes a typical hun hes trying to jump the *,hes trying to desert the rankers like a captain deserts a ship,,he wants to join the bhoys and hes spellbound and dumbfounded how good we are and civil to each other,,
    in a nut shell he wants to be a tim, a cetic supporter, a bhoy,
    but will we let him?only if he confesses wot he really wants to be
     
  13. bhoywunda Banned!

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    he cant tell us anything.

    callum bevan is no more
     
  14. Amenhotep

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    sometimes people are a little bit crazy - absinth???
     
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    wasnt me. i did have an absinthe though! lol
     
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    It´s a little bit early for absinth m8 - :50:

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    WHOS THE UGLY DUDES,

    JOKING GUYS,,, I THINK,,LOL
    CAN I KEEP THAT FOTO
    ILL PUT IT ABOVE THE FIREPLACE,, SO THE WEANS WONT GO NEAR IT,,,
     
  18. Amenhotep

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    No probs mate, found it at google:86:
     
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    Callum went onto Irvy's account on another website, he's being a bawbag here and he got banned while trying to prove Irvy wrong. His plan backfired and now hes offski. I think...