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Ex Girlfriend

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Craiglang, Nov 12, 2008.

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  1. Craiglang Gold Member Gold Member

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    This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous
    > ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if
    > I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about
    > the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.?
    > couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be
    > interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that
    > 'old magic.' I was flabbergasted.? 'I don't
    > know if I could keep pace with you now,' I said,
    > 'I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than
    > when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the
    > energy I used to have.'
    >
    > She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to
    > the challenge'
    > 'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't
    > mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider
    > these days! Not to mention my lack of muscle tone...stuff
    > sagging, my teeth not as white and jowls like a Great Dane!
    >
    > She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.? She teased
    > me, saying that tubby, grey-haired, older men were cute, and
    > she was sure I would still be a great lover.
    >
    > Then she giggled,? 'I've put on quite a bit of
    > weight myself!'


    >
    > So I told her to * off.
     
    Craiglang, Nov 12, 2008
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    HAHAHA:56:
     
    Lazycame, Nov 12, 2008
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    haha :56:
     
    Eireann88, Nov 12, 2008
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    You should have invited her round and stuck it right in there!!!! She would have pumped the life out of you:rolleyes: sounds as if she was gagging for it mate:icon_mrgreen: give me her number and a will ride that weight right off her:icon_mrgreen:
     
    Dirk_Diggler, Nov 12, 2008
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  5. HenrikBhoy

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    Brilliant
     
    HenrikBhoy, Nov 12, 2008
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  6. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    Good one!
     
    Callum McGregor, Nov 12, 2008
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  7. Dan1888

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    :56:nice one mate.
     
    Dan1888, Nov 12, 2008
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  8. Cash 67

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    Quite right.
     
    Cash 67, Nov 12, 2008
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    Jupiter 8, Nov 12, 2008
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  10. alsybhoy

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    alsybhoy, Nov 13, 2008
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  11. Slaw

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    :56:lol
     
    Slaw, Nov 13, 2008
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  12. MickBhoy1888 Guest

    lol belter
     
    MickBhoy1888, Nov 13, 2008
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  13. DublinBhoyJoe

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    cool :icon_mrgreen:
     
    DublinBhoyJoe, Nov 13, 2008
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    :icon_mrgreen::56:good one
     
    Metrobhoy, Nov 13, 2008
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    Lol, Is This A Joke Or Is It Real?

    HAHAHA
     
    WeHateRangers, Nov 13, 2008
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  16. P-Bhoy

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    Thats what im thinking aswell lol.
     
    P-Bhoy, Nov 13, 2008
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    joshua767, Nov 13, 2008
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  18. cfcpaolo87

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    Well, their username is Craiglang.. so is that you Jack Jarvis?

    And is that Isa you're on about?

    (Although obviously that doesn't fit in with the story arc, but yeah...)
     
    cfcpaolo87, Nov 13, 2008
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  19. Craiglang Gold Member Gold Member

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    [Jack and Victor enter The Clansman]
    Bobby the barman: Oh, here they come. Abbott and Costello. You're putting the beef on Jack.
    Jack: Aye, thats right. Everytime i * your wife, she makes me a sandwich.
     
    Craiglang, Nov 13, 2008
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    great lol
     
    Artorias, Nov 13, 2008
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