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Know what I hate?!? RANT thread

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Sideshow Bob, Sep 23, 2008.

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  1. hoopymo

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    I really hate those self scan machines in asda and tesco, they take ages,always break, never scan, and start screeching when you put too much in a bag.
     
  2. Richmal

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    I agree, its so infuriating, people who put the card in, take ages to put pin in, get a balance sheet out, put the card back in, take money out, put card back in and get a nother balance sheet, its * really annoying.
     
  3. Richmal

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    I hate it when i go to McDonalds and its packed, dont people realise that this is my time to get eats, not * theirs!
     
  4. Jungle Bhoy

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    When you’re sitting at a junction waiting to get out and the road your trying to get onto is busy, then some *-wit, instead of waiting before the junction stops right in front of you blocking you from going anywhere. :31: happens to me everyday without fail trying to leave my street.

    Oh * I let them people know what i think about them. :47:
     
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    Pensioners and people with prams/buggies in shopping malls......slow awkward basturts.
    I think that separate lanes should be introduced for pensioners and buggy jockeys, this will allow the rest of us (more important) able bodied people to shop freely, free from rage.
     
  6. Jungle Bhoy

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    All the foreign people that walk around Glasgow city centre at night trying to sell all sorts of crap to everyone coming out the pubs/clubs, the ones selling roses are the worst, the second they see a couple they are onto them like a fly to *.

    Last week, we came out of Walkabout and two Turkish looking guys come up to me “you want to buy rose for your lady”. Can hardly say no when she’s standing right there. So I buy one, next thing, his wee pay, “you buy rose from me”. Ermmm I just bought one!!! So I told him to split the money with the guy I bought it from, the guy I gave the money to then ran off at speeds only seen on Kenny Miller.



    Again, the * rose sellers, this time down at the Blue Lagoon outside Central Station.
    Wee woman: you buy rose?
    Me: Already bought one
    Wee woman: you buy rose?
    Me: We already have one, look!!
    Wee woman: Buy rose from me, £1
    Me: I have no money left
    Wee woman: Buy rose from me
    Me: I have no money and I already have a rose

    This went on till a nedy girl in the taxi que told her to * off basicly
     
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    Cheers mate :50:
     
  8. Airdrie Onion

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    See you in Villareal Sir Dobbins He-who-minceth-not-his-wordeth!:50:
     
  9. Sideshow Bob

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    A new one today, a * standing in the middle of a stair on the down escalator...:47:

    I'm 6ft 1" and 18 stone in nautical terms that means I'm a * oil tanker and this 5ft whatever" * bean pole * is a rowing boat you get out of my * way and was shoved to the side whilst I was manly taking two steps at once downstairs on an escalator, guys/ladies I have lost the plot I mean what the * are you going to do to me knife me? shoot me? become another London statistic? * off :31:

    Then I ran into the foriegn walloper who didn't understand how to use the oyster ticket system. * :31: all these delays led to me being late and my carry out shop being shut and having to resort to the local polish/lithuanian 24hr shop which sells very little * poor booze. :31:
     
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    Oh where to start.

    Buy one get one free deals in supermarkets when there's only one item left on the shelf.

    People who say Sangwhich.

    People who don't wrap the cheese up before putting it back in the fridge and it goes all crusty around the edges.

    That * ' Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps' programme.

    Chris ' I want to save the world all by my self and with music' Martin.

    Neds.

    Huns.

    Neddy Huns.

    Craig Burley (That's right)

    David Pleat.

    Manchester Utd.

    Tottenham Hotspur.

    Woman wearing football tops, unless it's during *.

    Bobby Williamson.

    Forgetting where you've put something you had a minute ago.

    Star Wars - The Phantom Menace (Why ?)

    Andy Goram.

    Andy Goram.
     
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    Good post, and yes, theres only two Andy Gorams!
     
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    I hate when strangers stop to ask me something when I'm listening to my ipod.Every * wants to talk to you when you're listening to music:31:
     
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    You mean like Janet Jackson?
     
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    lol, no, the edible ones
     
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    People who are late and people who are slobbish
    :31: I make an effort so why can,t they * lazy *
     
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    Jammy Farts:38:
     
  18. Airdrie Onion

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    That's what happens when you use the marmalade suppositories. You sticky-ringed naughty boy!
     
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