5 people, dead or alive, you'd like to interview?

Actually, add as many people as you want. Feel free to share why you'd like to interview them, but it's no big deal if you don't.

Mines, in no particular order:

Adolf Hitler (I'm not being controversial or sarcastic ...would have some serious fundamental questions for him)

Bobby Sands

Frankie Boyle

Jeffrey Dahmer

David Coverdale (because he's a fabulous singer, a great raconteur and an absolute hoot)

Philip Larkin

 

Steve irwin

Bobby petta

George leeman

West craven

Celine dion

 

Kris Boyd Dead

 

Nelson Mandela

James Connolly

Pete Doherty

Noel Gallagher

Jock Stein

 

Blackbeard…. Were did you hide the treasure,,, *
Hitler…. Were did you stash the loot ,,, *.
Cortes,,,,, where’s the gold buried.. *
Thatcher…… just to say…. HaHa
Epstein…. Right, tell me who was there

 

Marcus Aurelius (Reading Meditations at the moment and want at least one Roman leader. Also happy with Julius Caesar or Nero)
Jesus (see what the type is about)
Prophet Muhammad (see what the hype is about)
Peter the Great (Russian empire - probably my most 'fun'/crazy European leader choice. Augustus the Strong would be 2nd pick)
Voltaire

Token alive person, probably Tom Waits

 

Ian Banks - Just to thank him for Espedair Street
Tom Sharpe - Thank him for his Wilt series
Lindsey Buckingham - Thank him for go your own way
Hitler - Surely on most peoples list
My granda

Edit
Just clocked it's 'who you'd interview'. Thought it was have a conversation. Would like to have seen my grandas face if I asked him for an interview

 

Bill Hicks
Robert Anton Wilson
Jack Charlton
Jimi Hendrix
Bobby Sands

 

Jim Morrison
Bill Hicks
Pele
Brian *
Martin Scorcese

 

1. Mum n Dad... miss them
2. My lil brother miss him.
3. Mother and father in law never had pleasure to.meet them. Plus my wife misses them so much.
4. Simon Wiesenthal.
5. Peter niven.

 

1) M Johnstones parents before he was born to get them to use several different contraceptives
2) next person to meet lawwell to get them to boot his baws, three times very * hard
3) midwife about to deliver the baby sounness to persuade her about drowning weans at birth
4) surgeon about to amputate murrays legs and tell him to do his throat as well
5) the Pope about to finance wully of orange to kick his baws, personally

 

Adolf Hitler
Bob Marley
Saddam Hussein
Henrik Larsson
Brendan Rodgers
Russel Martin

 

Pretty dark stuff, dude.

 

It's a stupidly stunning thread so I thought I'd have a laugh with it, don't take it seriously, except for 1, 2 & 5.
Oh and the only dude can be 'the big Lebowski''

 

Patrick Pearse
Edward Abbey
G.K. Chesterton
J.R.R. Tolkien
Roberto Duran

 

I read Nivens book, 'The moons a baloon', he was pretty scathing about Scottish people and their wish for independence

 

Bob Mortimer
Oliver Reed
2pac
Boudica
Malcolm X

 

I'd probably go for one that was alive as they would have more to say and be able to answer questions.

 

Boom boom.

Ps: don't give up your day job.