Celtic 25/26 Summer transfer window: Stage: Nicholson firing up the Fax Machine

3, if I had guess - Dolberg, and two wingers

I'd imagine one will be the Tunisian lad and the other someone we haven't been linked with yet who we'll be underwhelmed by

 

So last day of the window. Right now, this window is worse than going into the Covid season.

Which was disastrous but at the same stage of both seasons, if compared without the knowledge of how that season played out, it would be unanimous what one was better from us.

We are very, very lucky the manager they chose is the worst possible man for the job

 

So hours to go, no striker, no right winger and we still have Yang and Idah. Careering towards a dull dull season

 

when does the window close, UK time?

It's the afternoon of the first here in Sydney.

 

The board are going to attempt to hoodwink the fans today so please dont fall for it. Anything we do today is the bare minimum and long overdue.

We may well bring in 4 players today and they will make a big fan fare about it and hope we all forget about the rest of the summer. Then next summer the Happy clappers will point to today and tell us all to relax and business will get done.

Reality is without selling Idah and Yang we still needed at least 4 new signings and without the Idah sale would we have brought in Dolberg? We are leaving with another MASSIVE transfer window profit.

 

9am our time mate (Aus time). Midnight back home

 

Woke up to find out we have made zero progress. That's a good old deadline day window!

 

Right Celtic, * finger oot now!!!

 

The bold Nicholson up early and straight on the rid bull, 6 phones laid out on his desk waiting for them to make a noise.

Good luck Mikey bhoy!

 

12 hours to get it done

 

Why bother using all the other months when you can get the recruitment team only working a day a window. #savingscsc

 

Rumour has it, he's got the flavoured versions to spice it up.

 

Last minute loan 6.59 HH

 

Dolberg, Tounekti and Jesurun at the bare minimum should be signed today.

Idah and Yang both out.

It won't make up for the window in general, but it will go a long way for the League and Europe.

 

Happy deadline day to all that celebrate

 

Nah plenty time. We close at 11 so when all these minted brilliant wingers miss out on moves to city and Liverpool etc at 7, we can swoop in and sign them all up..

 

Sadly I think that is the minimum and maximum we can hope or expect to get done tbh.

 

2 strikers, one being Dolberg and a winger would be a dream just now


Still * left short somehow if we do that. And I won’t hold my breath for it

 

Ah right, misread it as the English window.