No TC and no beer makes Homer something something...

Its good to be back folks

 

Wb

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Go crazy?

Welcome back.

 

I love everyone in a nice way not looking to start nothing on no one.

 

I hate everyone in a bad way and looking to start something with every *.

 

Just reckon we should command more respect off members. Me and you plus notorious are probably the 3 strongest ones on here.

 

Just made myself a floor spliff.
Can hear the pubes fizzle from within....

 

My pet onion farted so loudly my fence fell down

 

I could eat a raw onion and iv'e eaten raw pasta during my youth, now I have severe stomach issues.
Means that you pay the price.
I even had to visit the police station recently, must've got me on a charge. The custardy sgt said "whoa, you can't bring those two in here mate''
I said ''what are you on about? I'm here on my own''
"Nah'', he said ''I mean those two' on either side, they're lethal weapons''..
He meant my arms.

 

I unscrewed my belly button...and my * fell off!!!

 

What if you farted so hard that you fell through your own hole?

 

Is that not how the holes in doughnut's are made??

 

TC breaks usually help with not going crazy for me