Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

In England you now have to provide photo I.D to watch *. So now my passport is covered in * and my pre * face is on some database somewhere, * is going on with this * country, its a shambles!.

 

The shops being full of Halloween tat already, could they not just wait till the summer is finished first, before you know it they'll be full of xmas tat as well.

 

This needs to be sent into the viz. Especially those first three lines. Take a bow sir. Pure comedy gold. Intentional or otherwise

 

Attention seekers who turn up for games in their wedding dress.

 

Last time was in Dunfermline got told by some punter to joint the queue after I just walked up to the bar to get a drink lol….country is gubbed.

 

It was ages ago and it was my wife's dressing gown actually which i'm entitled to wear ffs. Big deal! Thought everybody had moved on from that by now.

 

* that put Sqaush in the fridge. What's the * point

 

Some people still call squash 'juice'.

 

That's a lot of words for "I can't grow a beard".

 

I keep Robinsons in the fridge,cause I can.

 

Incorrect.

It's no juice, it's dillutin juice.

 

Cordial is an English word I bet. So yous said * that and decided to change the whole dynamics of diluted fruit concentrate vs juice recognition theory.

 

What ever it's called, when you drink it it's going to be about 80-90% tap water. So why keep it in the fridge.
It's taking up space that could be used by a can of beer.

 

Aye, it is. * English limey cordial *.

I digress, back to the more pressing issue.....

"Squash" is dillutin juice.

Water is cooncil juice.

Juice is the finished version eg a bottle a juice (see glass cheque Irn-Bru for reference)

 

Its probably fine i'll just have to get used to it. Genuinely baffled me though the first time I heard it, which was recently.

 

Womens periods. (sorry) but it puts me off bigtime. I don't know much about their organs or whatever but I don't get nosebleeds nearly as much as I used to so i'm guessing it must be one of those psychological things or maybe they got a headrush down there or something. But all it ever does is ruin my chances of nookies or * noo noos, every week.

 

One fly has been tormenting me for 3 days in my room, making my life a misery.

 

If you didn't keep dead bodies in your room, this sort of thing wouldn't happen