Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

Pretty common for autistic people (been told at a course organised by one charity and delivered by autistic folks)

 

in this case, we're talking about - idiots.

 

That's a mental amount of Jury duty. I've never been called.

 

Saturation coverage of Wimbledon by the BBC, * ridiculous amount of time given over to those Strawberry eating *

 

23 years ago me and my friend were arguing about how the song 'girls girls girls' goes by Jay Z. This * had some mad interpretation and starts humming it, i'm like ''are you * tone deaf?''
We argued about how that song goes for about 7 years and the fact that our interpretations of the song were completely different was what made it so irritating for both of us.

 

Having a broken hand

 

It's cheap telly for them, same with marathons and boat races etc. Hours of * that, I'm sure, doesn't attract that many. And now it's women's football FFS. My Mam is raging at the amount of soaps being shunted. About time they put sport onto their other channels and web players.

Since I'm here: the number of feckin emails from ebay telling me how my order's coming along.

 

Jurgen Klopp constantly flashing his piano key gnashers in hotel adverts… pretending to be all smug about getting a cheaper price than someone else…

*

 

Wimbledon had over 50 million streams on BBC iplayer and online last year. That's without taking into account TV viewing figures. It's one of the biggest sporting events in the world.

 

Girls. Girls, Girls, girls,
Girls I do adore,
Yo put ya number on the paper, cause I would love to date ya,
Holla at you when I come off tour,

No that hard.

Jumped straight into my head as soon as you mentioned the song

 

Go commit a crime....and you'll never get cited for jury duty again

Smash a window or something

 

Exactly how far are you zooming out?

Cause everything is part of the bigger picture.....

.....and that is also part of a bigger picture... and it keeps going...

Where does it stop?
What is the final definitive big picture?
When we see it. Will we know it's the actual big picture and not just part of a bigger picture?

Your gonna need some size of picture frame is what I'm saying

 

Not the lyrics, the actual melody.

 

Personally preferred Boys, Boys, Boys by Sabrina

 

Can't write down how a tune goes unless you know what the notes mean. Here's me trying to explain how it goes:
Duh, duh, duhduh, duh, duh, duuuuuh dududuuuuuh!!!

 

Parent of one of the kids at my son's Beavers drives an orange Ford Ranger, it's pure coincidence but he's a bit of a * anyway.

 

Cuntychops.

No way I would be missing that out.

Orange * ford ranger?

You'll need the mirror to check underneath that every day

Tick tick tick.......

 

Wouldn't be Barry Bawbag by any chance?

 

Mrs is off work on holiday the now and while I'm working from home, anytime she's watching TV it's that How I Met Your Mother at the moment. Dunno how anyone can watch this pish, absolute brain damage.