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FUCKING DELIVERY MAN!!!

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by CELTBOY, Sep 14, 2008.

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  1. CELTBOY

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    ordered a take away from the new local chippy lasnight, we only live a 3 min drive from the gaff, but had a few bevvys on board, so after 25 mins no sign of them, so i called them , they said he went to wrong house...and he'll be with us in a few mins...10 mins later he arrives, saying WE told him wrong address!!! the address he told me doesn't even exist...cheeky *, so i told him to get te *...

    got any stories?
     
  2. mcgenius

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    So you never took the chippy?
     
  3. CELTBOY

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    oh...yes just before i chased him:)
     
  4. mcgenius

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    Hahah was gonna say! * saying no to food when your pished!
     
  5. CELTBOY

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    lol, ye cheesy garilc chip!!
     
  6. mcgenius

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    Making me hungry!

    Infact gives me a wee idea.....
     
  7. CELTBOY

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    ?? chips for brekky?
     
  8. mcgenius

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    Takeaway food thread!!

    Im considering a wee chips and cheese wi the red sauce fae the indians!
     
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    now???
     
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    Took a chinese home, wife serves it out, next thing boy say's look dad. F##k me a blue bottle in his rice. Gathers all the meals, back to chinese, straight passed the cue. Show it to them behind the counter and demand my money back.
    One says it no come from here. Why. It no flied. course it no fly, its f#####g dead .
    No No it no flied. Then the penny dropped he meant it did not come from there cause it was not fried.
    Got my money after relieving him of his machete.
     
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    My fav has to be King Prawn and Musroom with Fried Rice
     
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    sounds good
     
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    Chicken Chat with rice.yum * yum.
     
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    South Indian garlic chilli chicken, boiled rice, peshwari nan.
     
  16. CELTBOY

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    there is a thread on your fav takeaway...
     
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    lol....just noticed that....well...I knew there was a thread, I posted on the wrong one :52:
     
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    The title of this thread suggests a sexual encounter or even a * movie title ,maybe a sequel called :

    ' * DELIVERY MAN!! WITH A VENGEANCE '
     
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  20. Martin

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    :56:

    Like ' The Postman Always Rings Twice'. He comes in with the grub and before you know it you've got him on the kitchen table.

    It's happened to us all.:icon_mrgreen: