Scariest situation you've ever been in

I was just laughing at it being a response to daleers (I hate fighting) post, then he was like "don't * start me pal!"



Love ya seany bhoy, but relax man

 

We’re all in the same gang

 

I had an old friend who was gay, drove a Mitsubishi and he used to drive us about to get weed. One time he stopped on the hard shoulder for no apparent reason. I asked him ''why you stopping here mate and why are you smiling?''
Got a knock on the window, I turned around and this massive lorry driver was staring at me through the glass.
I * screamed!!
That gay friend is nothing but a stranger to me now, yet he put me in the most fearful situation I've ever been in.
Genuinely could have been buttfucked without any control over it

 

We’ve all been there.

 

On a dark mountain road in Morocco being chased by car full of drunk locals wanting to rob me, rape my girlfriend and bury us in said mountains, luckily we were in a huge Mercedes taxi with a driver who wasn’t having his passengers threatened and no way was the big Mercedes being forced off the road.

Later year in a hash farm in Moroccan mountains with the owner coked up waving a sword and talking of infidels, mental but he made great hash before our eyes

 

Think it's time to move back to Scotland pal

 

A Severe case of NO Toilet Paper

 

2nd voyage in the merchant navy had to join the ship Rio. Ships agent picked me up at the hotel. First thing I noticed was the hand gun on his hip. Hardly spoke a word of English. We drove thru the favelas and it seemed like we where getting further and further from the sea. Read all the stories about kidnapping. Was half cut and just accepted that my time was up. In the end the port was just miles away from the city.

1st voyage I was picked up by two guys in Richards Bay South Africa. They were smoking green and looked unprofessional as *. Funnily enough after a couple of tokes I was quite open to the idea living in Africa.

Nowadays I don't smoke and I'm less of a shitebag.