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Your Big chance to BE CHICK YOUNG!!!....

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Airdrie Onion, Aug 23, 2008.

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  1. Airdrie Onion

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    Wondering about my hole getting mustarded
    And maybe even get a job with the DR or the BBC!

    It's easy. Use poor sarcasm and sprinkle heavily with even poorer metaphors or comparisons or whtver u call them:

    Here's a couple of real Chick-pees from the last few days:


    ''---ABOUT AS USEFUL AS A CATFLAP ON A JUMBOJET...''


    And Gravesen was about as useful AS AN AHSTRAY ON A MOTORBIKE''

    Can you do better?

    OF COURSE YOU CAN!!

    (I can't. I'm no good at that kind of thing)
     
    Airdrie Onion, Aug 23, 2008
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  2. Cash 67

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    Gravesen? About as useful as a one-legged man at an * kicking contest.
     
    Cash 67, Aug 23, 2008
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  3. Cash 67

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    And Deeks? About as useful as a laminated pizza.
     
    Cash 67, Aug 23, 2008
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  4. Jungle Bhoy

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    Thomas Gravesen, as useful as Kenny Miller as a striker
     
    Jungle Bhoy, Aug 23, 2008
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  5. John_Bhoy1983

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    Thomas Graversen? about as useful as lee naylor as a left back:rolleyes:
     
    John_Bhoy1983, Aug 23, 2008
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  6. hoopymo

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    Gravesen? about as useful as a nun and a binbag full of johnnies
     
    hoopymo, Aug 23, 2008
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  7. Cash 67

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    Chick Young? About as useful as knickers on a kipper.
     
    Cash 67, Aug 23, 2008
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  8. Airdrie Onion

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    Doesnt have to GRAVESEN -

    can be SOMETHING DIFFERENT IF YOUSE WANT!!
     
    Airdrie Onion, Aug 23, 2008
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  9. hoopymo

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    About as useful as a bathwank.
     
    hoopymo, Aug 23, 2008
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  10. Airdrie Onion

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    Ronaldinho? About as Argentinian as a catflap on an ashtray.


    Sorry. Told u i was no good at this.
     
    Airdrie Onion, Aug 23, 2008
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  11. John_Bhoy1983

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    chick young about as much use as a 3 legged dog
     
    John_Bhoy1983, Aug 23, 2008
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  12. Jungle Bhoy

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    Massimo Donati, as useful as a condom vending machine in the vatican
     
    Jungle Bhoy, Aug 23, 2008
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    Skippy after light jogging for five minutes?

    As sweaty as a paedo in a playground.




    Donati in general - about as useful as balls on a bishop!

    :bbpd::icon_mrgreen:
     
    Dusty, Aug 23, 2008
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    Eek!:eek1:

    My 666th post is takin the mick outa the clergy

    Time to go pray i think:98:
     
    Dusty, Aug 23, 2008
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    fields of athenry, BotOB, JCGE , you'll never walk alone ,
    Chick Auld , about as objective as Moonbeams is honoust...
     
    Lourens, Aug 23, 2008
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  16. tim park

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    chick youngs burd is/was a * ,i shagged her on the tuxedo princess"nightclub" some time ago
     
    tim park, Aug 23, 2008
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    bathwanks are allright hoopy,you must have to much soap on your hands:50:
     
    kennydal, Aug 23, 2008
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  18. Airdrie Onion

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    Tell us more!!:56:
     
    Airdrie Onion, Aug 23, 2008
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  19. John_Bhoy1983

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    Donatti/Graversen/Chick Young all as useful as the shower rooms in castle greyskull
     
    John_Bhoy1983, Aug 23, 2008
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    Donati's footwork... as good as David Murray's
     
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