Trivial things that make you happy.

The fact that you can’t listen to Cigarettes and alcohol without swaggering

 

Not believing in *'s or people made religion!

It's a subject I feel strong about after seeing the desolation and poverty it causes around the globe, but waking up knowing I live a life based on my own morals and values is truly liberating and fabulous!

* religion.

 

Supersonic even more so!

 

Taking my wee 2 year old lassie to her first ballet class yesterday..

 

Watching my dog watching the TV. Any time there's a dog on it the ears perk up and the wee heed tilts to the side. What a wee gem

 

A rep I work with just rang me up there asking if I fancy hospitality next Monday at Hampden, all expenses paid. He's a good guy for a hun.

 

Hun tears.

 

Susie Dent's cuteness.

 

Winning my court case against Tesco after in store accident.
Just need to discuss compensation

 

My family all just agreed that instead of giving me something for christmas they will all donate to Celtic's Ability Counts programme.

 

If you've got dry skin on your hands, running them under burning hot water.

 

A guy across the road from me is a massive orangeman. Does all the walks...belts out the flute band tunes when he's out washing his motor. I take great delight in taking his milk off his doorstep in the morning and taking a big * drink out of it and then putting it back.

Its actually worse than stealing the whole carton of milk. He opens his door in the morning and yet again someone has took a massive big slavery gulp out of his milk. Leaving big manky floaters in it and everything. I dont do it every day. But quite a lot. And it makes me happy. But it sounds cause I go to confession.

 

Watching the huns getting off their supporters bus at their boozer nearly tripping over their faces after they've just been embarrassed at hampden by the hibees.

Its a lovely lovely sight. Hope yees are enjoying yer hangover on this lovely Monday morning.

 

At the moment Hibernian

 

Going for a pish in a boozer and the hand dryer is an absolute unit. Strong enough to move your skin about like a dogs face hanging out a car windae.

 

Lee foss on Alexa let's go..

 

The EPL promoting the rainbow laces campaign. When you consider the extent to which gay people are persecuted around the world, it’s a cause worth highlighting.

 

Christmas.

Christmas movies, buying the Christmas Turkey, that warm mushy feeling only Christmas brings.

Just watched A Boy Called Christmas.

100% total flannel...and I loved every moment.

 

Buckfast on a Friday after work. Should have grown out it by now but no.

 

Never grow out of it.Your a long time dead.