Hun Boycott List (very long, but funny as fuck)

Aer Lingus - *, Paddy, Catholic Airline which plays IRA bands on the inflight tannoy system. IRA money-launderers. See Channel 4.

Alex Mcleish - David Murray's incompetant, inept, weak-minded, *-licking, glove-puppet whose cluless tactics and spineless management drove us further and deeper into the abyss. The single worst manager in Rankers glorious history, presiding over the worst Rankers team in history. A tactically naieve 'yes man'. An embarrassing nodding dog who thought he was still working at mediocre Motherwell - somewhere I hope he'll return to very soon. Had been hanging on by the skin of his bollocks since day one - goal difference over Timmy in '03, last gasp penalty win over a team from a holiday resort (Maritimo), two shallow, papering-over-the-cracks wins in December. Thank * you took your ginger nut, your navy suit, and your tan shoes and got sacked, you useless, tactically naieve, incompetant, clueless, inept, bungling, weakling, fool. You rode your luck for far too long. No Surrender, ya ginger *.

Allied Irish Banks - Provo sympathisers and IRA money launderers - See Guinness.

Ally McCoist – Said back in 2005 that the Smellic’s best players were better than the Gers best players. Also said during the Smellic v ManUre at Breeze-block Towers, that ‘Although the Man U players have played in big games, they will have never experienced an atmosphere like this tonight.’ FFS, get a grip of yourself McCoist. Whit wiz wrang wae sayin’ that aboot The Brox, when we played them, ya mhank-loving basturt ?! Used to be a legend in my view, but now he’s nothing but a Timmy-loving mhedia *. Oh, wait a minute - he's back wae The Gers. Wotta legend. Super Ally, Super Ally, Ole, Ole, Ole .............

Andy Cameron – Was Compere at the Testimonial Dinner of Roy Aitken in 1987 and also appeared on Glen Michael's Cartoon Cavalcade on Scottish
Cup Final Day (1977) wearing a half Raninjurrz and a * half Smeltic shirt. Nae Bear ever wears a Smeltic shirt – ever. His litany of Timmy *-licking also extends to being guest speaker at Jackie MacNamara's testimonial dinner, and host of the mhanks POTY awards ceremony in Dublin. His 'routine' also includes the use of the 'H' word, and poking fun at the Masons. Nothing but a feckin' embarassing, apologist, Uncle-Tim, wannabee-loved, traiterous, money-grabbing, attention-seeking prostitute, who should never be allowed to set foot on the Ibrox turf again. If he does, he should be boo-ed by all true Bears for his disgusting treachery, and Timmy *-licking, which is worse even than that of McCoist - and that is feckin' saying something !! He should hang his head in shame for stabbing his fellow Bears in the back. Always preferred Billy Connolly, er ah mean Hector Nicol anyway.

Ant & Dec – For saying ‘Well Done Celtic’ and wishing the mhankies ‘All The Best’ live on air after the Fenians had pumped the mancs in the Chumpions League. The poofy wee Geordie bstrts had did their mhank love-in during a live broadcast of that * jungle programme they do. With names like Anthony and Declan, we shouldny be surprised. Don’t forget, we remember yezz when ye wurr PJ & Duncan, ya wee pairra Byker Grove poofters. Boycott ITV, Bears.

AOL - For claiming on their site, that 'Celtic beat Manchester United at Parkhead to become the first Scottish club to reach the Champions League knockout stage.' Aaaarrrggghhh !! Naw they *' didny ya useless shower of thick bsturts !!!!!!!!!!

Archie Gemmell – For saying that Henrik Martian should be inducted into the Scottish (!!!) Football Hall Of Fame, and that he was ‘absolutely’ a better player than Brian Laudrup. Away an’ bile yer baldy chookter heid, ya wee feenyin wankir.

Asda - They didn't fly the England flag during the World Cup. Anti-British, unpatriotic traiterous basturts - hanging's too good for them. Ah prefer Safeway, anyway !!

Bagpipes - Jacobite symbol and therefore Papish. Only one step removed from IRA fundrasing. The instrument of choice for all Gaelic, Catholic conspirators. The piano is far better !!

Barcelona - And every other team that a fekkin' ex-* Micky terrorist plays for. Once a Papist gun-runner, always a Papist gun-runner. Aw they dae is swap thurr balaclava furra green & grey mhanky toap. Hope wee Gio boots The Martian up in the air in trainin'. Basturts huv goat a chapel unnur thurr stadium an aw !!

Barry Ferguson - Traiterous, treacherous bassa. Married to a *. Turned his back on The Sons Of William. A cowardly, lying, money-grabber who spat on the jersey. When asked what he thought of the Rankers fans who had sectarianly abused his wife, he refused to back The Peepil, and instead allowed the papers to slag us off. Oh, wait a minute – he’s back noo. Forget everything you just read. C’moan the wee Bazza – Weeearrrapeepil !!!

BBC – Papish chunts stopped playing * Save The Queen every night at the end of transmission. The sneaky basturts fae Panorama also took an undercover camera intae The ‘Brox, which showed the Bears dain’ *-salutes, and singin’ aboot killin’ the feenyin basturts. The tarrier basturts also used the ‘H’ word an’ aw !!

BBC News Dept – *-supporting Jackie Bird and her mhanky cronies ever miss an opporchancity tae paint Bears, The Rainjurrz, Proddies, and the rest of The Peepil in a negative light. If we want tae be bigots, that’s oor choice. We shoodnae be getting’ slagged aff aw the time furr it.

BBC Sports Dept – Stuart Cosgrove taking the * once again by calling our beloved stadium ‘Castle Greyskull’ on the early evening edition of Sportscene, and Richard Gordon – during the final hours of the Jan ’07 transfer window – saying : “"Edinburgh Zoo have accepted a bid for the transfer of Filip Sebo. He will be displayed there as an exhibit".

BBC Weather Dept – That * Kirsty McCabe kicking it all off by calling our beloved stadium ‘Castle Greyskull’ in a Saturday morning bulletin on BBC2. Then Cosgrove joined in later that day, then Radio Scotland, then Snyde, and before you knew it, they wurr aw laffin’ at us. Mhanky fenyin basturts !

Bill Murray - Author of various books about the Old Firm. A Gers-hating piece of excrement.

Billy Connolly - Green beard ? 'Nuff said. * sympathiser. Opened the new Stand at Septic Park. Hosts half of their * videos, so he does – moanin’ auld *. Probably gives money to the IRA. No' funny anyway !!

Blue Peter - Basturts changed their name in May 2006 to Green Peter, to publicise concerns over climate change, and to highlight 'green issues'. After 47 true blue years, and 4180 episodes, the slimey basturts sold out. * em - ah'll be watchin The Weakest Link at teatime fae noo oan.

British Eurosport – For conducting a poll to find the biggest successes and biggest failures of 2006. The Top 5 biggest successes were : 1) Drogba, 2) Diego, 3) Lille, 4) Koeman, 5) *’ Smeltic. The Top 5 biggest failures were : 1) Hamburg, 2) Shevchenko, 3) Milan, 4) Micoud, 5) Le Guen. *’ dirty Eurosport bstrts – a *’ cheek to slag off Le Gaffer, and a *’ cheek to call themselves British, whilst slagging off the club of The Peepil. Get it right *’ up yeez, ya shower a Timmy, *-licking Fenyin chunts ! Sky Sports furr me, fae noo oan ……. Er, ah mean Setanta ………. Er, ah mean, errrr, errrrr ?!! Ah’ll just liten tae the *’ radio, aw right !!

Burger King - Basturts refused tae dae a face paint Union Jack oan ma wee yins face, when they were dain’ free face paintin’. The manager says it might cause a fight in the restaurant. * me, ah thought this was Great Britain we stayed in - mair like feckin' little Britain. Ah tell ye, this great * nation o oors is gaun doon the feckin’ drain since we started lettin’ aw thame * basturts intae the country. McDonalds......er, ah mean KFC......er, ah mean Wimpy furr me fae noo oan !!

Camcorders - We must not forget our Worshipful Brother, now sadly departed - QC Donald Findlay. All camcorder users are undercover hacks conspiring against 'the peepil'. Gie them a good batterin' - just in case !

Carlsberg - Their 'probably the best pub team in the world' TV ad campaign has The Dog & Duck playing the Old Lion (Bobby Charlton, Bryan Robson, Peter Shilton, Stuart Pearce, Chris Waddle, Peter Beardsley, Peter Reid, Terry Butcher, Alan Ball, Jack Charlton, Des Walker). After the match, the team return to the pub for a pint of Carlsberg. In the deleted out-takes, the team are sat around the bar singing 'For It's A Grand Old Team To Play For'. Feckin Mickey Feenyin Paddy-loving English bassas. Nae merr Engerrlunnnnnd for this Bear – an ah’ll be stickin’ tae Tennants an aw !! Basturts.

Cash for Kids - (Radio Clyde Xmas Charity) - See Radio Clyde.

Celebrity Celtic Fans – The flashy Sellick-lovin’ Oirish Timmy mhanks who never tire of bleating on aboot ‘The Sellik’ at every fcukin’ opporchancity. Don’t line their bstrtin pockets, watch, listen to, or read their ‘work’. To be avoided at all costs : Billy Connolly, Rod Stewart, Oasis, The Pogues, Jim Kerr, Bernard Ponsonby, Dominic Diamond, The Undertones, The Saw Doctors, Aasmah Mir, Francis Dunnery, Eddie Jordan, John Higgins, Primal Scream, Mogwai, Peter Mullan, Paul Hartley, Ross McCall, Scott Harrison, U2 ………………..

Channel 4 - Employ too many Papes fae Oireland. IRA sympathisers. Too many programmes aboot they Birmingham bommirz an aw therr Paddy Mick sympathisers. Channel 5 for me !

Children in Need - See Comic Relief.

CIS Insurance - They provided insurance cover for Henrik Martian, Chris Mutton, and some of the other Papes. Strangle them. Ah use 'Churchill' - good Proddies probably wae a name like that ?!! Churchill, * bless him – probably the last white man ever, to be named Winston !!

Coca Cola - Gave £5k to Sinn Fein – or some other * group ?! Pepsi furr me fae noo oan.

Comic Relief - Gave 50p to a Belfast organisation that may or may not be helping people who may or may not be connected with Sinn Fein. Better boycott is just to be sure. Nae merr Red Nose’s furr this bluenose.

Co-operative Bank – The official bankers for Smelltic FC. Get yir cash doo tae The Royal, bears.

Coronation Street - Twice they played 'The Fields Of Athenry' on their St Paddy's Day programme, with Karen McDonald saying "This is a top tune !". Feckin * witch.

Craig Moore – Scummy turncoat mother, who chose those kangaroo cloggers over The Queen’s Eleven. Not happy enough with slaggin’ aff Big ‘Eck and the team in the Timmy meeja, he then fecks aff tae Athens for the Olympics, and leaves the rest of The bears tae pick up the pieces – and get knocked oot of the CL. Said he wouldn’t sign another contract until some decent signings have been made. Well we’ve got news for you ya Micky Aussie ginger cannt – as soon as those ‘decent’ signings arrive, you’re wan o the first oot the door ya wingin talentless loser !

Daily Record - Blatant anti-Ranjurrz bias. Never trust a fekkin' hack ! Mark ma words - it'll no be lang until they're printin' pictures o the broken Rainjurrz crest …. ach well, mibbees ah've taken that a wee bitty too far, eh ?! Their crimes against good old * Loyalism and Gers supporting are too lengthy to catalogue. Suffice to say, they shall forevermore be referred to as The Mhedia. EDIT : Bstrts !!! On Thursday 9th November, 2006 - 24 hours after we were humiliated 2-0 in the CIS Cup by St Johnstone at The Brox – the bstrts did the unthinkable, and printed a broken club crest. Feenyin chunts.

Dara O’Brian – Another BBC mhanky bsturt, who said in a magazine interview :” I'm staunchly atheist, I simply don't believe in *. But I'm still ethnically Catholic of course. It's the box you tick on the census form: 'Don't believe in * but I do still hate Rangers.”

David Bowie - May or may not have said something that sounded a bit like a muffled 'chukky arla'. Looks like a poof anyway, so can't be a *. Wan o his eyes is green an' aw !!

David Murray - An enemy of Rankers Football Club and the arch-villain responsible for our downfall. His failed vision and short-sightedness has brought the club to it's knees, and every second this dishonourable scumbag is allowed to stay at Ibrox is a second nearer the demise of the club. A conniving, asset-stripping, leech who has sucked the lifeblood out of Rankers and pimped us as his prostitute. The enemy within, and a malignant cancer at the heart of our club, whose rudderless mismanagement has led us into mediocrity. A blind visionary, whose opportunism the forefathers of our club would find unacceptable. The Glasgow Ripper – a rapist without the beard and hammer. He should be run out of Ibrox, along with his toadying, lickspittle cronies.

Dell Computers - For telling new recruits during training : "Even though we are in Glasgow, our telephone lines are Irish. If you want to dial an Irish number, then just dial the normally. If you want to dial a UK number then you need to put the international code 0044 and then add the number." The mickey bstrts then went on to say : "If you get an engineer calling from Northern Ireland, do not put the country down as UK, as Dell considers Ireland / Northern Ireland to only be Ireland, so the country must be set as Ireland." Feckin' antiBritish bstrts. Flingin' oot ma * Dell, and buying wan fae PC World.

Derek Ferguson – See Derek Johnstone. Uncle Tom, house pape, who had the audacity to suggest that the potato-dome ‘was intimidating on CL night’s, the atmosphere was superb, and that Stephen Pearson was actually a good player to have in reserve, as he frequently scored when coming straight off the bench, despite not being a regular first team pick.’ Don’t you know you’re not supposed to give Timmy credit where it’s due, ya stupid basturt ?!! Also said that PLG was ‘hapless, that he underestimated Smellic, and that his signings to date had all been dissapointing’. If you can’t say anything good about The Gers, keep it shut ya *-loving muppet.

Derek Johnstone - Uncle Tom. House Pape. Another ex-bear who now bites the hand that fed him. His crimes against Rainjurrz FC are so lengthy and appaling, it’s impossible to list them all. Nothing more than a fat puppet, pandering to the mhank agenda. He doesn’t even know the player’s names - according to him, ‘CHRIS’ Smith scored against Dunfermline. Is he in your Ludge ?? If so, have a word with your Grand-Master, and get this fat, pie-eating * black-balled. Also described The Mhanks as 'WE' when commentating on the Benfica v Smeltic match. Hey Pieman, is that the same ‘WE’ that you expect to support you at a Testimonial dinner, ya fat fukking sell out *. Like Judas Butcher, he means nothing to Bears anymore, and looking at him now the last thing he needs is another fukking dinner of any sort. Also denigrated and criticised the FF’rs protesting outside The Death Star as ‘shocking’ and ‘a disgrace’. Hope its slow and painful, you fat lump of apologist excrement.

 

Dougray Scott – Junkie Hibbee * who got a part in the movie Twin Town. He was all set to wear his beloved Hibs jersey in the movie until he found out the role was that of a corrupt, psychopathic copper. Instead he chose to wear the blue Shirt of The Rangers. *-taking Edinbra’ junkie basturt.

Donald Gorrie : MSP – Failed to back ‘the peepil’ over the tide of animosity we’re facing during this * clampdown on anti-sectarianism. At a time when we need people to stand up and be counted, Gorrie steadfastly refused to surrender his neutrality, and back The Bears anti-Catholic, pro-Loyalist stance – despite a prolonged campaign of intense intimidation. He also called The Gub ‘abusive and bigoted’ and slapped The Sons of William in the mush by suggesting that Smellic fans were more ‘constructive’ and pro-active in eradicating trouble-makers, than The Teds. Well * you, ya auld * poofter. We are not sectarian, ya Kafflik-lovin’, Micky * Taig-lovin’ nonce. No Surrender.

Dr Who - Actor David Tennant, showing despair and sadness on national TV, during filming of the BBC series 'Who Do You Think You Are ?' when he discovered his great-grandad was a staunch Orangeman in Derry in the 1930's. Should be a green TARDIS yir flyin’ aboot in, ya wee mickey bstrt. C’Mon The Daleks !!!

Duffer Of St George - They made Ireland World Cup shirts. * money-laundering, terrorist, bomb-making, gun-runners. See O'Briens.

EA Sports - They have Martin O'Neill on the front of their new football game. More * conspirators - not happy with taking over the world they want to pollute cyberspace as well !!! Whit wuz wrang wae huvvin' big Eck oan therr * gemm ?!! Ooops, ah furgoat - he’s pish.

EasyJet – Basturts flung 19 Bears aff the plane at Stansted just furr bein’ a bit peeshed. So what if they were too steamin’ tae wake up and put their seatbelts oan ?!

Eggs Benedict – Yill ‘no feckin’ catch me eatin’ anythin’ that’s named efter a feckin’ Pope !! Glad to see they took it aff the menu at The Brox corporate catering as well. Nae popes at Ibrox !!!

Emmerdale – See Patsy Kensit.

FIFA - Fekkin Irish * Association. Gave an award tae aw thame Dole-ite, scroungin' * hooligans, who went tae Suville oan oor taxes.

George Lucas / Star Wars - Anyone fighting for a Republic against an Empire deserves to die. Another closet American, *, Paddy conspirator.

Girls Aloud - Nadine Coyle is a Tim. Ulways thought she was the ugliest of the lot - prefer that big kinky lookin' ginger wan masell ! Spice Girls were better anyway - fae the great English country of The United British Kingdom. Wee Gerri always wore the colourz an aw !! Rule Brittania ! Wearrapeepil, zigga-zigg-ah !!!

Glasgow City Council - Taig councillors and a succession of Catholic * Lord Provosts, holed up in ther ain big Vatican in George Square, whilst abusing taxpayers money to watch the Cooncil Team. Need I say more ? Maist o thame watch the mhankies. Payin' yir Poll Tax buys Septic Season Tickets furr the likes of Pat Lally and Alex Mosson. Nae mair taxes from this Bear.

Google – basturtin’ webby, geeky, mhanky *. If you type in the words ‘bigot football club’, and click the ‘I’m Feeling Lucky’ button, it takes you to the homepage of Rangers FC !!! Ah’ll be Askin’ Jeeves fae noo oan.

Google - (Again !!!) – If you type in ‘Rangers Aren’t *’ and hit Search, the basturtin’ thing comes up with ‘did you mean Rangers Are *.’ AAAARRRRGGGHHHH !!!

Graham Norton - Gay. Irish. Need I say more ? Probably a closet paedo, priest, terrorist, Provo-lovin’, gun-runner ?!!

Graeme Souness - Stabbed The Sons Of William through the heart, firstly by leaving us, and then by returning to plunder our squad for Tugay, Amo, Bazza, and Boumsong. Waited until the day of our most important game of the season v Auxerre, and put an unsettling bid in for JAB. Boumsong went on to play his worst game in a blue jersey, and Rankers suffered another of their most humiliating Euro exits. Who needs enemies when Murray has got friends like that slimey basturt. A treacherous, Judas Iscariot * who should be air-brushed from our proud and loyal taditions. Always thought he looked like a poof anyway.

Greater Manchester Police – Banned The Bearz fae a pre-season sash-bash against Bolton, on the grounds of ‘public safety’ and brought the good name of The Rainjurrz intae dissra .. dissepu …. dissap – basturts geed us a bad name !! Widnae let 2000 loyal true-blue Bearz attend a match on the outskirtz of their toon, but let 25,000 Fenyin bombers right intae thurr city centre for Keeeeeno’s testymoanial. Manc / Mhank – nae fcukin’ difference. * the lotta yeez, we’ll jist go tae The Louden instead.

Green Traffic Lights – Larkhall’s finest Bears have so far smashed 114 of them in a 16-month period.

Guinness - See Duffer Of St George & Next. Don't pay for Irish bombs !! Same goes fur that Murphy's * an' aw ! Buy a good * beer like Skol, or, McEwans Lager or somethin' !

Guy Ritchie – Basturt says he enjoys listening to Republican music in his spare time, because it has a bit of ‘resistance.’ Ah’ll gie ye resistance ya Cockney Fenyin basturt !!

HMV – Also known as Records for Rebels. Barturts sell a massive selection of Oirish nick-nack Paddy wack, fiddle-dee-dee tarrier pish. Shameless promotion of the Provos and the IRA, and their * music. Virgin Megastore for me fae noo oan.

Ian Archer – Don’t care if the auld gin-soaked bstrt is deid or no’. He slagged aff The Gers, and his ' permanent embarrassment and occasional disgrace' comments will go with me to the grave. Also said that ‘Scottish football would be a better place without The Gers’. * auld rat.

Ian McCall - Turncoat Judas who takes his thirty pieces of silver from the BBC in return for praising the thuggery, cheating, and diving antics of Smeltic. Even if it is a stonewall penalty - no Bear should be admitting it, so as to give points to these scummy bassas. Big Sandy never gave them an inch, and neither should any other Bear.

Islam / Hinduism / Sikhism - All of them [and I mean every single goddam last one of them] is * bent on destroying the peace loving nation of Israel. Always trying to hurt that nice fella Sharon - * nice bloke. Aw they ragheids should get nooked by our red, white & blue bretheren from good old Yankeeland. No Surrender ya ragheid basturts.

ITV - See STV. Too many * lovin' Pakkies for me !

Jim Mclean - Failed manager who now accepts his 30 pieces of silver from The Daily Rhebel. Supposedly impartial, but never misses an opportunity to tell blatant lies about The Sons Of William and 'the peepil'. Showed his true colours by saying the mhankies deserved their pishy UEFA award. His brother Tommy - a good true blue - should disown him immediately.

Jean Alain Boumsong - Money-grabbing, fraudulent, deceitful, lying, thieving, cheating, low-life, double-crossing, dishonourable, back-stabbing, mercenary, charlatan prostitute who knifed The Sons of William straight in the heart. Good riddance ya manky piece of *.

Jennifer Love Hewitt – Going out with some mhank actor, and is always blabbing to anyone who’ll listen about how great the Smeltic, and the Oirish, and the Tims are … blah, blah, blah. Go back to Oireland, ……. er, ah mean America – if it’s that good.

John MacMillan - Nothing but a * rat. Spineless lickspittle toady, and Secretary of the Rangers Supporters' Clubs, who called for bigoted fans to be jailed after the scenes in Pamplona. Ran to the meeja and slagged off fellow Bears - loyal, proud, and true – when he stated : "These morons have come out with this nonsense and I really don't know what can be done to sort this out. I just hope the pictures are clear enough that Rangers can identify some of these people because they should be locked up and left to lie in jail. It's an absolute disgrace. No-one can defend it, and no right-minded person could condone it. We all know the consequences after the Villarreal game and we know the sanctions that could be imposed by UEFA, such as playing behind closed doors. The club has made several appeals and no real fan would behave like this knowing the sanctions we could face. I think the people who were involved would do the same whether they were at a football match or not - they are not real football fans." So there we have it then, ya mickey-pandering, Timmy *-licking Uncle Tom *. You'd rather see our loyal traditions eroded, and see fellow Bears 'left to lie in jail' rather than speak out in defence of them. You don't represent me ya Judas *. You’re nothing but a self-loathing *, and another of Murray's nodding dogs, on hand at every opportunity to trot out the same old the soundbites. Should be wearing steel toe-capped boots so as not to injure himself, when tripping over Chairman Mao-rry's party line. There's nothing worse than being shat on by your own. Another senile old * who should learn to keep his foaming mouth shut. More of an arsepiece than a mouthpiece. The enemy of the Rangers support, who should never be allowed near the ground again. An odious piece of * - and you can quote me on that.[/b]

Jonathan Watson - Vermin scumbag who used the ‘H’ word to describe The Teds on 'Only An Excuse', and continues to propogate Timmy lies about the 'shame game'. Well I say there was 'no excuse' for his slander and lies - especially from one who attends Ibrox on matchdays. Suggest the next bear that sees him, makes 'only an excuse' to boot the chunt square in the balls. Feckin' traiterous ratbag vermin.

Journalists – Scum of the fekkin’ earth. Anti-Rainjurrz * who’ve sold their souls for thirty pieces of silver. The great unwashed gutter-scum, who slimed their way out of the effluent pipe. Satan’s rancid * prostitutes. A shower of putrified, septic, reprobates who contaminate the earth with their diseased conspiracies and lies. A curse on all of them, and a plague on their houses. Die *, die. A non-exhaustive list of the whores of papery includes : Graham Spiers, Gerry McNee, Bill Leckie, Ronnie Cully, Alan Davidson, Mark Guidi, Hugh Keevins, Stuart Cosgrove, Tam Cowan, Ewing Grahame, Ron McKay, Elaine C Smith, Andy Walker, Stephen McGowan, James Traynor, Davie Provan, Alan Rough, Neil Cameron, Glenn Gibbons, Andrew Smith, Phil Gordon, Kevin Doyle, Paul Cooney, Peter Martin, Hugh MacDonald, Donald Cowey, Kevin McKenna, Ronnie Convery, Brian McCartney, Michael Grant, Thomas Jordan, Ian Bell, Ian Paul, Alison McConnell, Cara Page, Tom Shields, Joe Sullivan, Kevin McAllion, Jim Delahunt. It would appear that only David Leggat, Ewen Cameron, & Richard Littlejohn have so far escaped our ire.

JRR Tolkien - All we ever hear about are Orcs ans Mordor. Bassa. * conspirator to make us look bad. We arra peepil ya creepy auld wankir !!

Kenny Miller – No need for an explanation required here.

KFC - Word on the street is that these chicken-murderin' Timmy basturts have won the contract to supply soft drinks to the catering outlets in the San Giro. Doubt they'll be sellin' Orange though, eh bears ?! Well I say take your KFC initials, add the letter 'U' and the word OFF - and go get Timmy to buy yer *, boney, overpriced mhanky grub. If it wiznae furr they Zingers, ah widnae go back at aw, ya basturts. Burger Queen, er King, furr me fae noo oan.

Lenny Henry – For signing an autograph to a mhank : “To all the lhads at Kerrydale Street. You’ll Never Walk Alone. Hail x 2, Lenny Henry.” Yir no’ funny anyway, ya big Brummie Feenyin poofter. Bernard Manning, Jim Davidson, and Boaby Davro furr this Bear fae noo oan.

Mark Hateley - An ‘Uncle Tom’ house * who stabs the Sons Of William in the back every week. A stuttering Timmy apologist who makes Fat DJ look like Einstein. A disgrace to The Cross Of St George. A boring, monosylabic, tarrier apologist whank, who questions nothing about the aggressive * the mhankies get away with week in, week out. Think he played in Papist Italy, did he not ? Explains a lot.

Mastercard – During the half-time CL adverts, one of their ‘Priceless’ campaigns included the line ‘Keeping The Faith’. Visa for this Prod fae noo oan, plus ah prefer therr wee bloo n white badge anyway.

McDonalds - They sponsor the Family Section at Septic Park. More contributions for the terrorists. Buying burgers buys guns !! Burger King sounds more royal anyway !

Monopoly - In the Glasgow version, the mhanky, crime-ridden, pig-stinkin,' flea-infested, Gallowgate is worth £100 more than the majestic Ibrox Stadium, and to add insult to injury, Ibrox is coloured poofy feckin pink. * was wrong with orange........or even blue FFS ?!! Even that shoithole Hampden (at £160.00) is worth more than Ibrox. Dunno who makes this shoitey basturtin' game, but therr a bunch of micky-lovin', Rainjurrz-hatin' wankirz. Straight into the bin with this pish. Anyone for Connect 4 ?!

Moss Pharmacy – Larkhall bears had been boycotting (and wrecking !!) this * chemist for months, until the basturts were forced to change their green & white shop front, tae blue & white. Result.

MP’s / MSP’s – A cabal of Catholic-loving conspirators, intent on bringing down the loyal and true peepil of this country. Led by Joke McConnell and his Timmy-loving, Protestant-hating minions from the plastic parliamen - almost to a man, season ticket holders at the San Giro. One’s to be voted out at the next elections include : George Galloway, Jim Murphy, Brian Donohoe, Bridget Prentice, Michael Martin, Jim Devine, Frank Roy, Jimmy (I. R.) Wray, John Reid, Brian Wilson, Rosie kane, Tommy Sheridan ……. Stoap hidin’ oot fae payin yir cooncil tax Bears – get yirsells registered, and defeat these bstrts from within. Nae Surrender.

Newsround - Abolish the Tax on TV viewing. Bstrts ripped into The Rankers after it was announced that the SFA had knocked back the club’s attempts to poach Wattie from the Scotland job, and went on to slag us off for getting humped 3-2 by St Johnstone. Typical BBC - a * joke of a tv station. Even 8-year-old 'press packers' are laughing at us. Probably in training for a future career at Radio Snyde or the Daily *. I'm now sitting here trying to explain to my two kids, why the * telly is going in the * bin.

Next - Owned by a dirty Taig - another dead-cert IRA contributor. Buying suits buys detonators and fertiliser.

Nike – Mickey lovers who sponsor the athletic wing of the IRA. No Bear should be seen dead in any of their sweatshop garments – and if I see anywan wae it oan in The ‘Brox, then they * will be.

Nil By Mouth - An anti-Protestant, anti-British, anti-Orange, anti-Rangers sham mouthpiece who pursue their own sectarian agenda, with a biased, and skewed Catholic perspective on sectarianism. A fraudulent, papist, media front, paid for by Jack McConnell, and backed by the RC church. Therr founder was a RC, and therr spokesperson is an ex-employee of Smeltic. They are corrupt apologists whose real agenda is to instruct Timmy on how to subvert civil law and infiltrate all echelons of Scottish society with their insidious treachery, and seditious papist traditions. Got your number ya Micky basturts.

North Lanarkshire Council - Bent * Taigs. Every last one of them - even the * ones.

Ntl – See Virgin Media

Nuno Capucho - a basturtin' Taig, * who only came to The Gers tae try an' make us look daft. A Papist conspirator who tried to demolish us fae the inside - but Big Eck saw through him. No Surrender ya * Portuguese monkey !!! We saw through that wee * Arteta an' aw. The only good * Catholic wiz Big Amo !!

Oasis - over-rated Micky, Tarrier, anti-monarchy, bandwagon scum. Plagiarist Beatles wannabees and neddy Manc prix, who never shut up about their Oirish background. The older one, with the single eyebrow and blubber lips was cheering on Smeltic during the 6-2 game, and said in a radio interview that he’ll be watching the next OF game to ‘see the bluenoses get a * kicking.’ Tarrier *. Always said Blur had more class.

O'Briens Sandwich Shops - Irish sounding and therefore a dead-cert to be a major IRA contributor. Buying sandwiches buys bombs. Save yir cash and go to Greggs – nice blue and white shop with a good * sounding name.

O'Neills - "Irish" chain store pubs for the terrorists to plot in - See Guinness.

Page 3 Girls – That munter Leilani Dowding was pictured showing off the new Nike Hoops. Always hoped she was a Bear, err, ah mean, always knew she was a mickey bint !

Paul Le Guen – The Vatican’s own double-agent, sent by his Catholic paymasters to bring doon The Gers from within. Bstrt nearly succeeded an’ aw ! Hope PSG get relegated ya French walloper.

Paul O'Grady - Poofy Feeyin transvestite chunt. Had Rod Stewart as a guest on his TV chat show, and the big beak only brings a huge Smellic flag on with him. O'Grady proceeds to drape the flag around himself - on feckin primetime TV - as big beak sits whistling 'For It’s A Grand Old Team To Play For' - jeeziz feckin aitch christ. Channel 4 will no longer be watched in this Bear's house. Thank * my maw turned it aff, saying she wouldn’t be watchin’ ony mair a ‘that Feenyin *’. Will also be e-mailing the show's sponsors to inform them that I won't be buying any more of their products while they continue to condone such blatant acts of Feenyin hostility towards the nation's Peepil. * sick of this Feenyin exploitation of the broadcast media and airwaves. Time for the loyal and true subjects of Her Majesty to stand up and be counted. No Surrender. WATP, FGAU, ABOD, UVF, IKEA, NASA, B & Q, STV, RSPCA, *, SNP, LOL

 

P & O Ferries - Threatened to stop carrying convicted Loyalist terrorists to/from Ibrox. Hope yeez sink in a Force 10, ya basturts !!

Patsy Kensit - For stating on live TV that she won't be watching The Queen's Speech on Xmas Day and encouraging the crowd to do likewise. Brit-hating Pansy used to support The Bears, but if she won't be supporting Her Majj on Xmas Day, then she's no friend of ours. She was also married to Simple Minds frontman, and Uber-Taig, Jim Kerr. Always thought she was a hacket, Botoxed, old boot anyway. An’ nae merr feckin’ Emmerdale furr me, either !

Pepperami - Basturts from Unilever tried to do a promotion at Ibrox with feckin' GREEN Pepperami. They soon saw the error of thurr ways when they were told aboot the drinkin' straws fiasco. The basturts nearly caused a Pepper-Rammy. No surrender ya kid-on meat *.

Persil - Irish Actors and hooped jerseys in their adverts. Subliminal * advertising, trying to corrupt our Protestant country. Wurr therr nae bloo jerseys they could huv used ??? Wankirs !

Play.com - Another bunch of mhanky *-lovin' Taig-conspirator basturts. One of the Bears typed in 'Loyalist Music' - up comes a blank page with no results. The same Bear types in 'Rebel Music' and up comes a basturtin' catalogue of Micky, bead-rattlin, diddle-de-dee Oirish pish - Wolfe Tones, Celtic Bhoys, Dubliners,......

Pop Idol – Conning, conniving, basturts had all the Bears throwing their weight and cash behind one of Scotlands ‘own’, Michelle McManus. A couple of weeks later the heffer wins the feckin’ thing, and proceeds to announce that not only is she a mhanky committed bead-rattler – but a regular at The Potato Bowl as well. Fat feenyin’ monster. Ah knew ah should’ve voted for wan o they wee poofy poster-boy chunts.

Radio Clyde - Also known as Radio Cattolica due to their sickening brown-nosing of Timmy on SuperSnoreboard by Walker, Martin, Guidi, Keevins, Cooney et al. They also employs ex-Rankers players but these can be filed under 'U' for Uncle Toms, as they’ve yet to stick up for The Bears even once. Worst offender by far is the snake-like, cowardly, maggot George Bowie, who claims to be a Bear, but hides behind the Morton FC ‘flag of convenience’ so as not to upset Timmy. Too much yooo-toooo bein’ played oan therr an aw !! See also – Pundits.

Radio Scotland - They employ James Traynor who is sometimes less than complimentary towards the Sons Of William on his phone-in show. Shut yir ears tae thurr anti-Ranjurrz pish !! Radio Clyde........ah mean......Five Live fur me !!! See Pundits.

Rangers Assembley – See Rangers Supporters Trust

Rangers Supporters Trust – A collection of corporate, middle class, impotent, grovelling, spineless, lilly-livered, toadying, weak-minded, politically correct douche-bags, who haven’t a pair of bollocks amongst the lot of them. More interested in raising their own weak and dreary profile, and promoting their own poncy corporate agenda, than protecting the Queen’s people from Kafflik onslaught. Despite having the grand arch-demon of all Kafflik meeja anti-Rankers antipathy sitting directly in their cross-hairs, the spineless basturts failed to deliver even a wounding blow, never mind a fatal one. Instead of parading the head of Graham Speirs on a silver platter around the streets of Kinning Park, we got tea and biscuits, and a nicey-nicey gentleman’s agreement to lets do it all again sometime soon. Spineless, cowardly, middle class wankirrs ! GTF oot of oor club ya basturts.

Richard Gordon – Radio Scotland’s resident tim-lover. Says he loves The Undertones and is lookin’ forward tae them playin’ at Septic Park. Just canny wait furr yir * love-in ya ginger basturt, can ye ?! See Pundits.

Richard Gough - Blind African fcukwit said that Smelltic would win the League, and that The Leaping Leprauchan was one of the Top 4 managers in the UK. Nothing but a clueless, Timmy *-licker, back-stabbing, wannabe-legend, media *, from the Judas Iscariot School Of Career Advancement. If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all, ya big Afrikaaner, rabbling streak of pish.

Ronaldhino – The buck-toothed wan recently revealed that Henrik martian was ‘his idol.’ Wae idols like that, he can shove his Timmy-Nike fancy footy adverts up his Spanish Mickey Brazilian Swedish-loving Timmy *.

Safeway - Their Papist staff wore sombreros on UEFA Cup Final in Seville day. Basturts - ah'm gawn back tae Asda...........er, ah mean Tescos !!!

Sandy Jardine - Lyin' basturt. Murray poodle who refused to be intimidated by FF and cave-in over the 'minute's applause for Bobby Shearer' affair. Despite a repeated and hefty campaign of threats, he refused to overturn the family's wish for a minute's applause' and appease the FF'rs by granting their wishes for a minute's silence. Bsturt is no longer a loyal and true blue, upholding our valiant dignified Protestant traditions. Get him tae * out of the club.

Santa Claus - Sordid Papist. Auld * poof !!

Scotland - The epicentre of the worldwide Taig / Provo / Anti-Protestant conspiracy. All echelons of society are now infilatrated. The mass execution of Prods is only a heart-beat away. Engerrluuund ya Micky Jocko * chookter basturts !!!

Scotsport - Another tentacle of the * octopus that is hellbent on polluting the minds of 'the peepil'. Presented, guested, summarised, and analysed by Taigs. Even the fluff is a fekkin' Dub FFS !!!! Shortened her surname so she could kid on she wizny Oirish, but ye canny dupe The Peepil. The only bears oan therr are the fat chunts in the audience, an' auld Erchie - an' even he's desertin' the Sons of William these days. No too sure aboot that poofy Juliy-Ann dude - surely he canny be a bear, wae a name like that......... can he ??! Their resident little poofter Andy Walker said that “All Cellik fans will be hoping that Rankers get pumped in Europe” – shocking. See Pundits.

Scott Harrison – Taig-lovin’ Timmy thug. Came on to do the half-time draw at Porkheid and gave a clenched fist salute to his Micky mates. Rumours abound that he mouthed ‘chucky ar la’ as well. Also has a big crowd of Fenians who follow him around and attend all his fights. Can’t wait for the day Marco Antonio Barrera gets a hawd a him an’ punches his Micky lights oot !!

Scottish Tourist Board – The Jacobite tarrier chunts refused tae back up Ian Wilson (Grand Master Of The Grand Orange Lodge Of Scotland) when he claimed that the annual Oranje Walks in the west of Scotland were err............ ‘good for tourism’ !! Ignorant, myopic, polarised basturts.

Setanta – AKA Satan TV - Micky, *, Dubliner, Provo propagandists who pollute the airwaves from Oireland. Goes without saying where your money goes when you subscribe to these terrorists. Watch the highlights on ITV instead …… er, ah mean……. BBC………er……… Also failed to screen Ted McMinn’s Testimonial, but made sure they showed Roy Keane’s love-in with the mhanks.

Shameless – Typical * Channel Four pish. One episode featured a small statuette in the Maguire’s hallway – the said stauette was of a Celtic player wearing The Hoops. Whit would ye expect, wae a name like Maguire ?! Mhanky Manc chunts !! Desperate Hoosewifes, oar summit, fur me fae noo oan.

Simple Minds - Taigs and Provos. See U2. What else do they hide in those big lorries ? Guns an' bombs - nae doubt aboot it !! Bstrts are also rumoured to have sprinkled holy water at the goalmouths and buried crucifixes under the pitch, during their 1986 gig at The Brox.

Sinead O’Connor – Fekkin’ baldy Oirish weirdo !!

'Singing in the Rain' - Gene Kelly gave 30 grand to the Stickies [Official IRA] Hope the auld Tarrier got fekkin' soaked !!

Sky TV – For panning around the crowd before every game at Septic Park when the mhanks are singing their stolen ‘anthem’ Walk On. I’m sick of these basturts using my subscription money to pay some sort of feckin’ hushed reverance to those Micky basturts, as they pollute the airwaves. They never show The Bears singin’ either, but they’re not slow to show Timmy singin’ and dancin’ and celebratin’ their Oirish cultyirr. Typical Timmy *-lickin’ wankirs. Cancel yir subscriptions Bears.

SoccerHell – Basturts wantid tae print a t-shirt with David Murray oan it, making a joke about him, but they widnae print wan wae ‘Big Jock Knew’ when we asked them tae.

South Lanarkshire Council - See North Lanarkshire Council.

St 'Anybody' - Papist, * bassas. See Santa Claus.

Stephen Pressley – Turncoat bstrt described his debut for Smeltic FC as ‘a dream come true’. Wankir !!

Strathclyde Police - Discriminate against Prods just enjoying a drink and some traditional music at The walk. Never arrest the Fenians though. Papes - boot the chunts oot the ludge, ah say !! No Surrender ya mhanky polis' basturts !!

Strathclyde University - For awarding an honourary degree to Henrik Martian. Presumably it was for his dedication to Sub-Aquatic & Sub-Marinal Studies. They also employ rent-a-quote Fenyin David Miller whose always bleating aboot poor underprivilaged Kaffliks, and how they’re downtrodden and discriminated against, by Scotland’s * Boys. He’s the chunt who screamed sectarianism when a female Irish Blue Peter presenter suggested painting the Red Hand Of Ulster on a new British Airways jet during a competition. Don’t go therr, Bears – Glesga Uni’s the place to be seen.

Stena Line – Banned The Bears from sailing on their ferries, just because we sang a few songs about murdering Catholics, and wading knee-deep in their blood. The sectarian abuse hurled at other passengers was just the drink talking. Geez another chance, eh ?!?

STV - Thrust 'The Bhoys From Seville' programme down the throats of a good Protestant country. Channel 4..............er, BBC 2 furr me from noo oan !!

T-Mobile -Thurr Managing Director is a Taig called Brian McBride who has just announced that he's 'delighted' and 'looking forward to' joining Smeltic plc as a non-executive director. Wull ra peepil urr no 'delighted' wae you ya tarrier, overchargin’, canny-get-a-signal, cut-me-aff-cuz-ah-had-a-chipped-phone, basturt. The only chunt worth a * at yir tattie-munchin' company is that wee chinky guy that juggles the baw. Ah suppose you'll be putting yir signals experience tae good use doon in (*)bandit country, eh McBride ?! An anuthir thing - ah'm 'looking forward to' takin' ma bizness back tae The Sons Of William, or Orange as yon PC feckwits call them. Ah'm sure they'll take me back ?! - That stolen phone a goat jailed wae wiz nuthin' tae dae wae me. Remember bears, sendin' texts buys Kalashnikovs. No Surrendur.

Terry Butcher - A fhanny, and a thug of the highest order, who sent out a team of hatchetmen to deliberately break the bones of the Rankers team, the day after Smellic lost 2-0 to The Cousins of William. Now accepts his 20 pieces of silver from the Timmy meeja to slaughter The Bears at every opportunity, and kick them when they're down. Also said that Rankers players 'deserved to have coins thrown at them' when they aggravate rival spectators. Disgusting, provocative, sensationalist shoite coming from another soiled 'legend.' Another disgrace to The Cross Of St George. A former legend, who peddled lies and deceit on behalf of a 'charity' whose only agenda was destroying our club and our fans. Your name will no longer be spoken, due to the lies you spread about our team, our fans, and late great players whom you aren't even fit to tie the bootlaces of.

Texas - Charlene ? Is that no a Taig name ? Look like Papes. Boycott them jist in case !

Tony Blair - Along with his despicable 'Wicked Witch Of The West' Feenyin wife who chose to attend the Pope's funeral over the wedding of the future King Of Great Britain, and Defender Of The Faith, HRH Charles Prince Of Wales. To think that a tenth-rate Taig councillor now holds the same office that was once held by Winston Churchill and Margaret Thatcher makes the blood boil. Rule Brittania, and No Surrender ya mickey wee Fennyin tosspot.

The Bank of Scotland - Threatnin' tae pull the plug oan the Gerz. Shut doon aw yir accounts wae them - feckin hoormaisturz !! [The ONLY reason that Rankers are not out of business is the BoS 'connection' !!!]

The Barras – The epicentre of Timmy's illegal, fencing, drug-dealing, tax-evading, counterfeit, stolen goods empire. A crime-infested ghetto of popery, republicanism, and lawlessness, where the pubs are nothing but front-men, money-launderers for the Provos. The sooner it is razed to the ground, the better.

The Church of England - Wrong type of *. Probably merried tae papes or summit !!

The City of New York - Full of tin rattlers, bead-rattlers, Italians, Oirish, IRA fund-raisers & sympathisers. Home to Martin Galvin, Noraid & Coca Cola. 9/11 was just *'s way of paying them back.

The Conservative Party - Not True Blue enough these days. Bring back Maggie - she'd deal with the Fenians and the blacks, and the scroungers, and the asylum-seekers, and the terrorists, and the homeless, and the criminals, and the.............

The Country of France - Papish(ish !) Nice flag right enough !

The Country of Ireland - The root of all evil. Sordid, Papist, terrorist loving scum - every last one of them. Except the Shankill of course.

The Country of Italy - Papists.

The Country of Poland - Birthplace of the Anti-Christ.

The Country of Spain - Papish.

The Evening Times - They employ Tims an are forever printin' shyte oan Henrik Martian an' aboot how great he is .... blah, blah, blah. Whit aboot how great wee Shota is, eh ?!! Mmm, oan second thoughts, mibbeees no, eh ?!! See Journalist

 

nearly fell asleep, funny though

 

that is funny where has it came from?

 

Is this a copy and paste job or did you type all that lol?

 

Rangers fans have a lot of issues don't they?

 

lol there brilliant.

 

Is there anything they are not boycotting? they may aswell live under a rock

 

I got it in an email from my friend this morning.

CelticUtd, it was a copy and paste job thankfully...

 

Thats brill!!

 

All that hate in in a huns brain lol

 

I'd love to meet the * that sat there (originally) and typed all that and stick my size 11 boot right through his *.

 

a * ghirl is going out with barry ferguson? thats just disturbing

 

thats actually where you'll find 99% of them on a regular week-day. the rest will be at the dole office or iPox.

 

he should boycott life and end it all

 

some of thema re class had me in stitches

 

belter

 

Surely this isn't real, I've never met anyone in my life who likes the ginger one from Girls Aloud