Ever shat your Y's on a night out?

I have never told anyone this story, was about 3 years back on my 18th birthday, i didn't get my ID through in time so couldnt go out in the town, my mate was like * it ill throw a party for you at mine cos his parents were away on holiday, so we are having this party and i start going heavy on the drink, sambuca and washing it down with beer, then asking for the nice dirty pints.

Couple hours later everyone was leaving, i hit my mates seatee fall asleep, only to be woken up by my mate telling me i've * myself and it was all over his sofa, I in a drunken state am like * off leave me be, my mate and his bird dragged me to the shower and his bird washed me in the shower, I then get chucked in my mates brothers bed and proceed to whitey in every room in his house except the toilet, woke up at 6am the next morning and left without anyone knowing!

Is the worst experience of my life. Never again will I drink like that again.

 

went to my pals hoose one night after a celtic game a few year ago and stanked two bottle of bucky. the rest of the night was good. went home to my bed as normal.
woke up in the morning hungover to *. my room had a bit of a wiff in it. i thought to myself i stood on some dog * on my way home. lay in bed for a while in then decided to deal with the shoes. got to the shoes with no * in sight. i pondered a bit then went to open my window. i go to climb over my seat which is near the window and there it is. a full on bucky * I was mortified. after a more inspection i find out my legs and bed sheets are covered too. I couldn't believe it

 

Some clarty * in here

 

I sharted in English class at school.. Quickly ran out the class and across the road into the fields. Whipped my boxers off and wipe my rear. Headed home as well, Habto explain to my mum why I was home an hour or so after going to school.


And One of my mates found out his girlfriend cheated on him a few years back. His revenge was to * on her when she was in the bath.. * legend

 

Unless your pals girlfriend is as slow as a snail a doubt he succeeded in * on her. A mean the time he bursts into the toilet pulls his kegs down and squeezes, shes's got to have noticed what was going here and moved out the way unless she wanted to be shat on

 

Ricky Gervais has told pretty much that exact story in one of his Stand Up shows before.

 

I always knew Gervais was a thieving unoriginal *. :icon_mrgreen:

 

Once shat next to a pair of shoes and socks while I was leaving this house, never forget it shagged her while her boyfriend was in the house...

Just reminded me of that :smiley-laughing002:

 

Think he is a thieving *...............l heard that story years ago when Gervais was an unfunny * at school.

 

Not me or on a night out but my mate has shat himself on 2 different occasions while waiting in line in a local spar

 

The state of my boxers were evidence enough.

 

now i know you are lying, there are no fine establishments in hamilton

 

Sure I've told this on here before, but I was in Alkmaar with work in 2007. Celtic were playing Shakhtar away in the CL, so I'd got wind of an Irish bar called McGuires in the town centre. Anyway, I went into this bar and it was the roughest shithole I'd ever seen, there were about 8 people there and 2 of them, unbelieavably had hun tops on! Celtic were 2-0 down after about 8 minutes, I recall McManus * up and these 2 huns, who looked like complete bams, were jumping about daft shouting FTP etc.

* this for a carry on I thought. I'm out of here! Now being slightly tipsy and having no idea where to get a taxi back, I decided I was walking back as it was a 'straight road' and a 10 minute walk.

An hour later and after several wrong turns, i was completely lost, it was * of rain and I was also now bursting for a *. I eventually clocked the back of my hotel, on the other side of a * dual carriageway. I had to dodge all this traffic to get across, only to be confronted by a 6 foot fence. Common sense would have been to walk round, but noooo, I was climbing the fence. I remember bemused motorists staring as they went past at a half canned Scottish guy trying to climb this fence. Anyway, I decided I was 'jumping' down the other side rather than climbing. When I landed I went * over * on the wet grass and shat myself.

I mind walking through reception, covered in grass and muck and stinking of *. The unbelievably hot receptionist smiled vaguely at me and I just mumbled 'good evening' as I wandered into the lift.

Sitting at breakfast in my suit the next morning, 2 of my English colleagues were like 'So how was your night?'.

Erm ...

 

* genuienly Lol'd

 

no the best at telling a story,so ill make it quick,woke up in a house,after a party in the gorbals with my legs and boxers covered in *,flung my * boxers out the window which was in a block at about 15 up,n got to *.spent the last of my dough on coke and cider the night before,so was skint.done the walk of shame from gorbals to castlemilk(4-5 mile walk) with the * plastered in the insides of my legs and jeans stinking of *.

 

Never realised this was such a common occurrence

 

I am in tears reading all of these stories

What a thread

 

Who wears Y fronts in 2018 ffs.

 

My mate met a guy in the pub who said he had shat himself on the way home the night before. He was out of bogroll so used some of his girlfriends wetwipes and chucked them in the bin. His girlfriend comes back and finds the wipes and thinks the * wipes are actually makeup stains and that he is cheating on her. He had to pick the wipes up and force her to smell it to prove he wasn't having an affair.