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What Are Your Favourite Foods To Stick Your John Thomas In?

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by cidermaster, Nov 5, 2017.

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  1. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Well Chocolate Pudding is always a good one in the company of a fit bird,also on a very cold day the old Gravy can work its charm,what are your choices:84:?
     
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  2. Jack Torrance Heeeeeere's Johnny! Gold Member

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  3. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Looking at his face it really looks like he is going to * it later:56:
     
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  4. Gundog Gold Member Gold Member

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    A chilli

    I only say that because the other night I finely chopped up some chillis for something I was cooking. My hands where burning like * for hours after. What I didn't anticipate was the resulting pain when I later touched my *...a lot of drinking was done to numb the pain, felt like I had been at my * wi the smallest grate on a cheesegrater
     
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  5. blackfish Screaming from beneath the waves...

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    Wet plain loaf trapped under the toilet seat (apply pressure on seat with your hands to vary the sensation as you pump the living daylights out of it)


    Allegedly
     
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    Angel delight.
     
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  8. FannyHaddock

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    A badly packed kebab.
     
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  9. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Are you Wrigley in disguise?
     
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  10. Doogs. Lustig your the one, you still turn me on.

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    Gary Lineker shags crisps.
     
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  11. TimFloyd Gold Member

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    I can break all the crisps in a Pringles tin without using my hands


























































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  12. CraigFairlie

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  13. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    No i am clearly an insane me,but Wrigley is cool no doubt about that,anyway next choice,Spotted *:84:
     
    cidermaster, Nov 7, 2017
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