Best Mate A Hun ???

Most of my mates are huns, only 3 of us aren't because the town is crawling with inbreds. Though suprsiingly now rangers are winning again the amount of huns have tripled.

 

My wifes a hun, and I love her very much, but after the game at the weekend I wanted to kick her * head in, orange bastrad !!

But then I think of the O'Neill years and all the stick she had to put up with from me. Poor cow, she suffered so bad.

Then I thought about it and vented all my anger on GS so now I think he deserves to get his head kicked in.

 

Went to the pub after the game (watched it at home on setanta with the family). When I got there the entire place was chanting Celtic songs and right slap bang in the middle were 3 of my mates - probably the only 3 in Rangers tops. I felt sorry for 2 of them as they never chant any *, keep themselves to themselves and werent gloating at all about the result. The third guy however kept the entire pub going with his crap banter.

What made me laugh was even though we lost the huns in the pub got an absolute ripping. Generally nice guys tho

 

steady on mate!!! she's still your wife

 

Haha! BRILLIANT!!!

"my old man is a hun...not in the classic hun sense but a * pain anyway..
i only spoke to him this morning, give him a chance to chill a bit since saturday lunchtime"

How did you end up a tim? A sons job is to follow his da's team! I had no choice in the matter as won't my kids if I have any.

 

Haha

 

Got 2 close pals who are both from the dark side. Both are pretty sound, go to the Scotland games with one of them as well.

 

nope dont have any hun mates not because i dont want to its because i havent ever met a good hun but i no there are plenty out there just havent come across 1 yet haha

 

im from south london but still hung out with the 3 other tims in my year at school! i always make pal with tims on holiday, although one of my best childhood freinds became a hun to wind our old head teacher (tim ) up...he is now no longer HUN positive but just entering the full blown HUN stage! obviously i steer clear of hardcore huns cos i cant stand em but on holiday etc iv met a few decent rangers fans iv been able to share a pint or ten with.

 

get out of derry more often! huns in derry are the worst of the worst, probably because they're outnumbered so much

 

My best mate's a hun. Season ticket holder at shitebrox. Makes for some interesting derby *-ups as I hate Rangers and he hates Celtic.

Last season in the boozer when Naka won it I was getting bought port by the Celts in the bar when he was getting it tight. Brilliant. Everyone should have a hun to laugh at on days like that.

Missed the goal 'cause I was having a * but you should've seen his pus drop when the cheers erupted.
Up yeeeeeeeeee!

 

It does make for some interesting derby banter I can definantely say that. I also actually value most of his opinion(to an extent) because he is a season ticket holder and not just a hun without his busfare.

 

Some Good Huns Out There Ae , And Ive Got One Close Mate Thats Is , But Dont You Just Hate The Basturts !!

 

One of my best mates is a fully blown card carrying hun. He is a season ticket holder, goes to all the away matches at home and in Europe. Goes to Orange Walks aswell. We dont even really discuss the games. Had a box when we were younger so no point talkin about it.

We still go out normally after each OF game on the nite of the game. Just speak civilly tho about the game, no controversial points discussed. If we even talk about it at all.

 

Yes, the lot of them slag me no end whenever Celtic drop points or lose in a Cup. * fannies. They all think that Big Bad Bazza is the best player that ever lived and that Cuellar is better than McManus. * fannies,

 

You know it's interesting how everyone refers to Rangers fans as all being Protestant and Orange and Celtic fans as all being Catholic with IRA sympathies. In reality there are a lot of people like my nephew who raised a Catholic is a Rangers fan and myself raised a protestant a die hard Celtic fan. Some people might call us misguided
then again other people on this forum have admitted to marrying protestants and catholics so is the issue between opposing fans really about religoun? I think we just feel so passionate about the teams that we support that we look for ways to vent our spleen at each other.

 

I had a beer on Sat night with my mate who is a Hun - he slagged me cos they won, I laughed at him because he has to support them for ever and his soul has now been tarnished for eternity.

Seems fair enough to me.

 

Most of my mates are huns, including my best mate. I watched the Old Firm with him. Naturally there was some banter, and I had the hoops on shouting obscenities at him and the telly, but afterwards we revert back to normal. Life is too short to divide into different factions.

 

My m8 from school is a hun he was like the only one in my school and it was while Rangers nine in a row pish I hated getting the ppish ripped out us everytime they won, then MON came and we started to taste real success and he didn't like the shoe on the other foot, he couldn't take the pelters, LOL.

I have a load of Hun friends but we mostly don't talk about football, when we're out for a few drinks and I never watch the game with them.

 

You have hit the nail on the head. The biggest bigot in the planet can suddenly realise that human beings are just that, regardless of creed or colour we are all the same! I should have stayed in the seminary and seen it through I'm preaching again.