Stinging Tales!

I left the house at 6am this morning with my Boxer Dog and off we went to my Dad's grave to put some fresh flowers down meeting my nephew and his dog.
Anyway to cut the story down,under my dad's wooden cross is a Wasp Nest,my nephew's dog kept barking loudly excited that Jasmine was here,he put the Wasps in attack mode,first stinging my nepthew on his ear and his dog,then they chased me,i got stung twice and off we all ran!
I went back and they were getting ready to launch another attack,so retreat was the only option with the old flowers on the floor and his new unwrapped Flowers over Dad's grave!
I bet my Dad is laughing his head off,talking of heads,we are atlast getting ready to order a Headstone.
Anyone else With Stinging Tales?

 

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Probably no Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeerureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeauuuuuureeeeeeeero!!

 

Got stung on the back of my neck once while walking in the sun along by the High School in Edinburgh.

Screamed out in pain, and felt the little * going down my back and immediately started to frantically pull my jumper and t-shirt off and throw them on the ground ready to kill/run or whatever.

At that point i became aware of my mate bent over double with laughter, and as i scoured my clothes searching for the little *, all i could see, was a little * dowt, embers still burning brightly.

Yes, my mate had flicked his * away and it had gone down my back!!! *!!!

 

walked past a wasps nest that some * had just threw * on to annoy the wasps and the stung me 4/5 times and i had abt 15/20 of them all over ma clotges i ran home like a little *

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VJ day 1995. There was a big celebration thing in my village, WWII tanks rolling along the high street and *. 4 year auld me standing eating an ice pole watching the tanks and stuff go past. Somebody put something in the bin which seemed to * off the wasps who swarmed on the nearest person i.e me, and stung * out me. My head, neck and back of the knee got stung probably 20 times. Was howling.

When I was about 15 or 16 a wasp got up my sleeve one lunchtime and started stinging * out my arm with me slapping and punching my own arm trying to kill it. Didn't hurt much but about 20 minutes later my hand and arm were numb and my fingers were swollen to *.

 

Was playing man hunt as a kid. Laying down at the bushes as the guy who was "it" near by. I seen him land on my hand... I swear he gave me the eye... i stayed still... he smurked, slowly dug his stinger in... I screamed, got caught and the game was ruined for me. * wasps. Apparently they don't sting if you don't do nothing. Liars.

 

Northern Ireland has some awful wasps. Got stung there whilst enjoying a hot chocolate in the sun, circa '99.

 

I've not been stung by an alive bee or wasp. Once got stung by a dead bee though. *.

 

Anyone had a jellyfish sting them, had one right along my *, a few years back, absolute agony

 

Horseflies have horrible bites,i remember a good few years ago half my face swelled up,they are utter swines!

 

Was stung on the knee by a wasp when I was 10, just knelt on it when it was in my room.

The other time my friends and I got into a fight with these knackers (neds) and I ended up falling over something and fell head first onto a wasp and got stung on the head.

The first incident was worse than the second one, didn't even realise I'd be stung until about 20 minutes later.