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Players needing a piss or a crap?

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Mr. Slippyfist, Jul 16, 2015.

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  1. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Strange thought, but do you think this might affect players on the pitch performance wise?)
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  2. honda Gold Member Gold Member

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    :97:
     
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  3. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Serious question.

    Surely if a player is bursting for a * during the match they're hardly gonna be making lung-bursting runs until half time when it's up the tunnel to the carsie.
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Jul 16, 2015
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  4. PaddyBhoy

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    I would like to think our players are smart enough to go beforehand! :smiley-laughing002:
     
    PaddyBhoy, Jul 16, 2015
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  5. Mr. Slippyfist

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    Aye I'm sure they do, but it's called being "caught short" for a reason.
     
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  6. AJ Styles Moussa Dembele's eyes Gold Member

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    Jason Puncheon went for a * once playing for Southampton
     
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  7. Mr. Slippyfist

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    I'm sure he played better afterwards :56:
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Jul 16, 2015
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  9. ILoveTheCeltic

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    I mind that Puncheon one, the fans started a song like "he * when he wants" when he came back on :56:

    By the time you are a footballer you've played 1000s of hours of games so will be in a normal routine of not needing to when playing.
     
    ILoveTheCeltic, Jul 16, 2015
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    shendr18, Jul 16, 2015
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  11. AJ Styles Moussa Dembele's eyes Gold Member

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    Jason Puncheon he went for a * :smiley-laughing002: it was clear as day on TV and the commentator tried to pass it off as they were saying something else
     
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    Most players will be fueld with adrenaline when entering the pitch, which slows the process of pooping
     
    Celtic_Northman, Jul 16, 2015
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  13. Keano88

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    Just run it aff.
     
    Keano88, Jul 16, 2015
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  14. Celtic_Northman

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    have you ever tried to play FIFA when you have to take a *? it's * annoying
     
    Celtic_Northman, Jul 16, 2015
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  15. Keano88

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    Pause and run to the toilet, think you can make it back within the 30 seconds... Never works out:smiley-laughing002:
     
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  16. Celtic_Northman

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    Exactly:icon_mrgreen:
     
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  17. Keano88

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    They should make a gamer chair with a toilet seat.
     
    Keano88, Jul 16, 2015
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  18. VikingBhoy

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    Just move your desk next to the toilet :50:

    Edit: and the TV too
     
    VikingBhoy, Jul 16, 2015
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  19. Celtic_Northman

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    Once upon a time I used to pee in juice bottles, so I didn't have to walk upstairs. A handy tip, don't mix up the juice bottles
     
    Celtic_Northman, Jul 16, 2015
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  20. terrasidius Sonic Attack Orchestrator

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    :rofl:

    I've seriously, actually considered this before then realised they would just probably make themselves do whatever it is beforehand if possible.

    Or hold it in till half time.

    Can just imagine Ronnie facepalming when he notices Shooders or Gordon do that weird, cross-legged 'ah REALLY need the lavvy' dance.


    :56:
     
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