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Shag a hun day 2015

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Kurt Cocaine, Jul 7, 2015.

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  1. cfcliamk

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    My ex girlfriend who is a psycho still trying to get back with me after she cheated and messed me up about 2 years ago. Anyway she puts on this front to her mates that she hates me, and posts pics of her in a sevco top and gets her mates to send them to me as I've blocked her from everything. When I was * her she was normal and I used Celtic scarf's to blindfold her as she liked that. She hates football and only knows Celtic and rangers because of me and she knows man utd so she isn't a Hun but bought that rag top to try get my attention. *
     
  2. Cmcgregor90

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    Ehmmmm technically she is :56:
     
  3. Los Palmas 7 something strange happened Gold Member

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    lost my virginity to a ginger hun on me mammys couch.
    in fact her hairy hole looked more orange than ginger but decided to
    take one for the team.
    her name was janet and was a dirty .
     
  4. Los Palmas 7 something strange happened Gold Member

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    a dirty orange
     
  5. Intellectually Absurd Gold Member Gold Member

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    :56:
     
  6. Senna s1979

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    I shagged a St Mirren fan once. Well... lots of times actually.



    Her name was Dave. :97:

    Actually her name was Susan. She was a BA air hostess and she was recovering from breast cancer. Her husband left her while she was in hospital for one of her colleagues and yes, i took full advantage. She also only had one *. * wanks were.... well *.
     
  7. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Don't know whether to laugh or not? :smiley-laughing002: :54:
     
  8. Kurt Cocaine

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    :56::notworthy
    haha * sake:56::56::notworthy :notworthy :notworthy
     
  9. M.E.T.H.O.D MAN Straight from the slums of Shaolin

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    Racist.
     
  10. Davie Bhoy

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    People tend to think most Motherwell fans support the huns but I can tell you most of them don't like them or us. Got her Celtic daft now though. Got her watching a few games when we first started going out and lets face it once you do that you can't help fall in love with The Hoops
     
  11. muffitO'tea

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    This seems to be quite common. A few friends have said this has happened before too.
    Couldn't deal with that, the thought of the mess makes my stomach turn.
     
  12. Pinstripe

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    Did he film it?

    [​IMG]
     
  13. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    It was pre phone camera era mate
     
  14. Pinstripe

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    Aw :54:

    *floppy*
     
  15. Kurt Cocaine

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    No worries buddy there is some excellent puke * out there.