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Shag a hun day 2015

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Kurt Cocaine, Jul 7, 2015.

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  1. Drakhan Nac Mac Feegle Gold Member

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    Went out with one about 16 years ago.
    lasted about a week.
    She said we would meet her friends in a pub.
    Turned out to be the Oldco supporters club pub.
    She said "If you don't dance with me i will tell them you are a Celtic supporter"
    I Replied "Will dance in a minute after coming back from toilet"
    Soon as i was out of eye sight i left.
    Not seeen her since. *.

    Not bad *, though.
     
    Drakhan, Jul 7, 2015
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  2. Kurt Cocaine

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    :smiley-laughing002:
     
    Kurt Cocaine, Jul 7, 2015
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  3. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    You still seeing her Fully? :icon_mrgreen:
     
    Buster, Jul 7, 2015
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  4. Jozo The Provo

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    Kinda like hug a Catholic day from Naked Camera :smiley-laughing002:
     
    Jozo The Provo, Jul 7, 2015
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  5. Doogs. Lustig your the one, you still turn me on.

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    * * a burd fae ibrox :smiley-laughing002:
     
    Doogs., Jul 7, 2015
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  6. Vertie Auld

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    I don't think so. I have standards.
     
    Vertie Auld, Jul 7, 2015
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  7. Vertie Auld

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    I've certainly never pumped a 'Hun, Hun'. :smiley-laughing002:
     
    Vertie Auld, Jul 7, 2015
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  8. Vinnie BBQ Justice is lost Justice is raped Justice is gone.

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    Yes....all two of them. :smiley-laughing002:
     
    Vinnie BBQ, Jul 7, 2015
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  9. belbhoy

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    Similar thread last year on here, Shagged a hun many years ago when i was younger in Belfast,right Orange * she was,Rankers and Linfield mad lol , she didnt know i was Catholic imagine the Shock when she was handcuffed to my headboard(in my flat ) i proceeded to tied a Tricolour around her as i was * her,,shes was like the wicked witch of the north almost burning with it touching her skin!!!hahaha needless to say we didnt see each other again,pity though she was a lovely bird:52::56:
     
    belbhoy, Jul 7, 2015
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  10. Kurt Cocaine

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    :56:
     
    Kurt Cocaine, Jul 7, 2015
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  11. McChiellini..

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    McChiellini.., Jul 7, 2015
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  12. muffitO'tea

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    :56: amazing
     
    muffitO'tea, Jul 7, 2015
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  13. Gercelt

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    A number of years ago......between wife's.

    First one was a nurse from Falkirk. She was a season ticket holder. Nice lass all the same. But * dirty in the bedroom. Oh man, the things she did! I remember she used to have these long nails.......still makes me tingle......magic!

    Anyway, one night....we had a curry and a wee drink.....oh aye, she had massive * too. Used to wear all this fabulous lingerie......hold on, be right back!







    Ok.......so, we headed upstairs, and as we were getting in to it, I asked her if she would put on my, very large, Celtic top.....told her it would turn me on seeing her, naked in it. She did....Ooft! Near blew her head off......

    2nd one was a *......well, I didn't know that. She lived just off London Road. After a couple of meetings, she did like the boaby. She also swallowed.......in all my years I never had been with a woman who swallowed.....after seeing her for a couple of weeks, she told me when I meet her family, "Don't tell them your a Catholic!"

    Bye! Was my reply......


    Then I married.....end of glory days.......at least the wife's a Tim!
     
    Gercelt, Jul 7, 2015
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  14. Tim-Time 1888 Always look on the bright side of Life Gold Member

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    Go on, admit it, she 'snowballed' you huh :86:
     
    Tim-Time 1888, Jul 7, 2015
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  15. Clint Eastwood The Good Bad and Ugly of TC

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    *, thought this was a new national holiday....
     
    Clint Eastwood, Jul 7, 2015
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  16. muffitO'tea

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    I thought the curry was going to make a reappearance at some point :smiley-laughing002:
     
    muffitO'tea, Jul 7, 2015
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  17. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Bet you wish you were between wives more often :smiley-laughing002:
     
    Buster, Jul 7, 2015
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  18. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Mate once had a bird kneeling in front of him giving him a BJ when she boaked and spewed her guts all over him
     
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  19. Gercelt

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    It was like a second chance at life......

    5 years I was before I met the Mrs number 2.

    I met this one woman online, from Coatbridge, big Celtic fan. Her fantasy was to have 2 men....so, ,y mate Andy duly obliged. What a ride she was.....dirtiest woman I have ever been with. She wanted to be videoed getting pumped by the two of us......which we did.

    She performed for us too.....would do anything you asked.....boy was she fun! Did try and get her to bring a mate along, but that was one thing she didn't want.....2 men, not 2 women she used to say.

    I have many memories I could share.....as I say....glory days!
     
    Gercelt, Jul 7, 2015
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  20. Gercelt

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    Ooft......nasty.

    I take it he had to finish himself off?:56:
     
    Gercelt, Jul 7, 2015
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