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The crazy sex life of a woman and her 2-foot-8-inch man

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by doctor venglos, Jan 8, 2015.

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  1. doctor venglos

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  2. PaddyBhoy

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    For * sake :56:

    Size does matter, I've been told many a time :54:
     
    PaddyBhoy, Jan 8, 2015
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  3. Dáibhí

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    Maybe size doesn't matter, but that dude looks like something that would appear at the foot of your bed in a horror movie.
     
    Dáibhí, Jan 8, 2015
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  4. Wicker Bhoy

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    I thought he was gonna have an 8 inch *. Misleading title.
     
    Wicker Bhoy, Jan 8, 2015
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  5. rickythescot Gold Member

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    They seem happy so fair play to them :50:
     
    rickythescot, Jan 8, 2015
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  6. ticticboom

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    Aww he looks like a wee baby chick in the nest chirping away as his proud mumma bird beams with pride.
     
    ticticboom, Jan 8, 2015
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  7. wulliebad

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    Size don't matter, she just grabs the wee * by his ankles and use him like a out of control plunger.:smiley-laughing002:
     
    wulliebad, Jan 8, 2015
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    Get it pumped lad!
     
    fenian08, Jan 8, 2015
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  9. Sonny Crockett

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    Get in there big man
     
    Sonny Crockett, Jan 8, 2015
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  10. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    Lucky wee *,bet he can give himself a *.
     
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    Nailed it! :56:
     
    rory_90, Jan 8, 2015
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  12. fenian08

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    Look at the tongue on that * an all.

    Ooofftt lethal.

    :101:
     
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    when he was a wee bairn with his bro's
     
    ticticboom, Jan 8, 2015
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  14. Gyp Rosetti Gold Member

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    I've pumped worse,she no to bad either :icon_mrgreen:

    Edit: and aparently it does she is using him as a *
     
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    Can see his * protruding out his jumper about chest level. Tucking it up fail.
     
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  16. StPauli1916 Gold Member Gold Member

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    :56:
     
    StPauli1916, Jan 8, 2015
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  17. Gyp Rosetti Gold Member

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    I was thinking he was an extra from aliens
     
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    He will no doubt be glad the term "*", is in fact a misnomer!
     
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  20. muffitO'tea

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    :56: * sake
     
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