Whats the funniest thing your heard someone shout at a game?

After we signed Gravesen and we all still thought he would be magic, we were at Pittodrie when Tommy G was chasing about one if the sheep's midfield, an Irish guy In front of me shouted, "eat him Tommy, eat him!" I think a bit of pish dribbled out wi the laughter.

 

This is funny and revelent to random things shouted at the football (i hope its not already been posted)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yIK_xX1xbE

I think he says 'Come on ae f**k Saint mirren ye can f**king tackle'
Just realised i dont know how to embed videos.

 

just pictured that in me head and laughed out loud

 

he was Rolf Hariss' double

 

guy behind me always copy's what anybody else says, like on saterday guy next to me shouts "come on celtic your throwing it away!" Two mins later he shouts exact same, then we while later someone behind me shouts "Ki * off to man utd!" and sure thing he shouts it 5 mins later, he does it every game lol

 

Legendary thread. Had a great laugh reading through ten pages of this and the Enrico Annoni one has to be the best

 

Many years ago, when Strachan was playing for Aberdeen, my late Father took me to the stand for a home game vs Aberdeen as a treat(too cold for the Jungle!!)

Celtic were given a throw in and Strachan contested it. A very eldery women, in her 70's threw her pie at him and missed by a long shot but shouted at Strachan " Thats a Pie you owe me ya wee Ginger * cos I missed you !! " always stuck with me that.

 

In Strachan's tenure I sat in the jock stein. There was a wee bhoy about three rows in from of me he must've been about 4 he shouted for the whole game "Naka Naka" trying to get his attention well eventually the ball goes out for a corner and Naka come close to the front of the stand to collect the ball when all ye could hear was "Naka "Naka again! On not acknowledgeing him the wee man shouts Haw Naka ya poof in the highest squeakiest wee bhoys voice ever! I nearly pished masel the whole 5 rows were pishin themselves ! Quality in a had to be there moment!

 

Big Yogi Hughes!

Celtic vs Falkirk when big Yogi Hughes was their manager. I was sitting behing the dugouts and the Celts were humping them about 3-0. Yogi is raging and calls back the sub that's warming up behind the goal. The boy arrives ready to go.... Hughes looks at him and says - "go get me a f**king pie". Quality fae the big man, wee guy didnae know what to do or where to go!

 

"The referee's a pornographer!"

 

funniest thing i ever heard, crying with laughter here

 

" Davie weir,you look like a geography teacher "

 

Ha ha... Reminds me o a guy I ken who was ranging with the 9-0 performance last season... Haw haw...:bbpd:

 

haha, someone near me shouted thats the owner hes a mad c*nt, he attacked a player once.

everyone was waiting for it

 

Alan Thomson was caught late by Derek Stillie as he tipped away a cross when we played Dunfermline at home in 05. Thomo was not best pleased and the two went square on, forehead to forehead. our fans behind the goal where i was sat went in to a craze as u could imagine and just as it died down an old fella sat behind us stood and belted out "STILLIE YA * BAWBAG" the timing was unreal

 

A few years ago up at McDiarmid park I was ever so slightly inebriated, the ref was having a shocker and I spent most of the second half shouting obscenities at McCluskey, calling him all the names under the sun when with about 10 minutes to go the guy in front of me stands up ( I was in the last row) and says, "will you shut the * up ya *, that's Kenny Clark!" and it was :icon_mrgreen:

 

Remember Dundee were linked with Edgar Davids in 2003? (they had a bit of cash at the time). The next season Dundee were at CP but now they were in adminstration and struggling big-time financially, ground goes quiet during a throw-in and this guy who must have been 25 stone stands-up and shouts at the top of his voice 'Here's a fiver, when are yeez gonny buy Davids!? Everyone around him just burst out laughing and I'm sure every Dundee fan heard it too.

 

Guy behind me just a couple years ago was on first name terms with the players until they made a mistake, when he first started it, wasn't so bad but as the game went on it started to get hilarious.

"go on aiden son, go on aiden" (he gives the ball away)
"* sake mcgeady!!"

best one was when kamara had the ball
"go on diomansy" ( kamara loses the ball)
"aww get to * kamara"

The guy was just a little bit mental.


Another one was from Livi away a good few years ago. Livi made a sub and the guys first involvement was a bad challenge on Bobo, to which the celtic fans chanted the ussuall "bobo's gonnae get ye"....and in great Balde fashion ten mins later he sends the livi player five feet in the air. As balde was walking away the livi player stood back up to which a guy behind me shouted, ohhhh Bobo hes standing up to you. About 2 minutes after that bobo rattled him again and the boy was stretchered off. The guy then shouted "that will * teach you to stand up to our Bobo"

 

A guy that sits a few seats ifront of me gets us all laughing at least once a game but I can never remember anything he says.

In that game Sammy scored the header though he was getting right behind Sammy and shouting in support of him and then in the second half he was going off his nut "gte him tae * Lennon for * sake" etc we alll got a laugh and were saying at the time half an hour earlier he was basking in the glory of Samaras.

Another one I just remembered there was the guy who sits next to me, I think it might even have been the AC Milan game when McManus scored. McManus made a big mad run from our own half to time it into the box as if no one would see him and the guy when "Dont you bother your * McManus" 10 seconds later he scored and we had a wee laugh at it.