Whats the funniest thing your heard someone shout at a game?

cowboy celts

In the old jungle, when we were playing Falkirk and it was a bit quiet, one guy belted out at the top of his voice, "One morning in July, I was walking through the PRAIRIE". He carried on singing till somebody shouted, "How many Prairie's are there in Ireland ya tube, it's Tipparery!" For the rest of the game every song had a cowboy theme, "You'll never ride alone", etc. Class!

 

cant believe it. i know a guy who calls him mahoney too. i always turned a blind eye to the fact but * myself inside. lovin it

 

Scandelous remark

I only ever called a lazy wee side ways passing *

 

In France for the world Cup

Playing Norway and we were singing Save the Whale
and for the Froggies Save the Snail

Happy days

 

Up at Tannadice one time and and Dykstra was in goals for them guy with the crazy moustache.All throughout the 2nd half all the tims behind the goals were giving him the "Dykstra is a *-star,Dykstra is a * star" he was delighted,waving at everyone...In the last minute they got a corner was 1-0 to us and he goes up for it.Ball as headed out and he comes running back to his goal..cue the lads "Score in the movies,you only score in the movies "


Or the "i'd rather * a man than Mrs Mols"was fairly good

 

She's a * page 3 stunna compared to Mrs Mols.

 

Nice pass Bobo.

 

Was it not the Aberdeen fans singing, "I`d rather * a sheep than Mrs Mols"? Either way it was hilarious.

Another one with the sheep shaggers was when they were singing at Celtic park, "Stand up if you hate Rangers" and when the crowd lazily got to their feet to join in, the Dons fans started singing "We hate Rangers more than you!!". Aberdeen fans are good for a laugh.

Speaking of Aberdeen, the funniest thing I heard a guy shout was against them. Couple of wee laddies behind us were shouting daft things like "Away and pollish yer heid ref!" (he was bald) etc. So this guy a few rows in front had been listening to them for a while before standin up and, in the most serious, poisonous tone of voice I`ve ever heard shouted,


"Aberdeen, Aberdeen, couldnae kick a Jelly Bean!!!"

and sat down again to the sound of everyone around him pishing themselves laughing!

 

years ago in ma old seat theres this guy about 4-5 seats to my left. Playing hearts and he's shoutin the whole game, 'SET HIM ON FIRE, SET HIM ON FIRE, DIRTY AIDS RIDDEN SCUM SET THEM ON FIRE!!! Quality moments man quality moments. Just now the guy sat next to me has an awful habbit of going ' AW NAAAWW' every time the opposition get the ball in our half. It's a * load of 'AW NAWS' to put up with every game man!

 

down at killie a good while back. its not going well and we are struggling.

annoni is about to come on... guy stands up and shouts.

"aw * no enrico annoni an aw!" .........utter class.

can remember at hampden against motherwell pishin wi rain.... nae roof.

and the refs a baldy orangeman givin us nothing.
he gives another decision against us and the chant goes up. "who's the mason in the black."
the ref shrugs his shoulders right on queue. and a big guy behind me shouts at the top of his voice.
you dont care cos your hairs no gettin wet ya * baldilocks and the three hairs *.

near pished masell.

 

fukin quality man

 

at the anderlecht champions league game a few seasons ago there was a small few seconds quieteness this guy stood up and shouted out loud to the anderlecht fans your beers * your chocolate is * and ure team is *.

 

The guy sleeping beside us at the Mike Galloway testimonial who woke up half way through the first half shouting "intae these * Cellic". The game was Celtic v Celtic, a riveting affair.

 

hahaah, some class ones in here

 

I went tae Swinecastle to watch Partick Thistle v Hearts last year for a laugh. And some mad Jags fan was right at the front as Andy Webster was defending the near post. He kept shouting "Awl Webster, yer wife geez ye gumsy BJs coz she's got nae teeth ya wifebeating *!" Webster could totally hear him. Was * hilarious, everybody in raptures.

Then at half-time a wee Hearts fan, about 10 years old was taking penalties for the entertainment. The guy was shouting "You, you'll amount tae nothing, yer pish!". Poor wee guy haha.

He also kept tying his belt round his arm and smacking it like a junkie wae the belt in his teeth towards the Hearts fans. Mental so he was!

 

Cup Final 2002 hampden. Caniggia was pole axed by Sutton and was lying at sideline in 'agony'.
Chant goes up 'Dig a Hole, Dig a Hole, Dig a Hole' when big guy shouts '* dig a hole hit him over the head with the fecking shovel'!!!

 

to the tune of great escape, one drunk guy on his own at a night game....

'Oh momo sylla! Steve Guppy! David Murry's * at keepy uppy!'

 

Wasn't there myself but my Dad still laughs about a comment he heard at Tannadice in the 90s when Dundee Utd had a keeper with long hair and a tash who looked like a gay * star. Celtic were leading in injury time and Dundee Utd had a corner which he went up for, got no where near and as he was jogging back the celtic fans in the shed chanted "you only score in the *'s, score in the *'s!" :bbpd:

 

Sorry I can't give you any Celtic based funny anecdotes guys but a few years back I was in The North Bank at Upton Park for a night match between West Ham and a Southampton side which included one Matthew Le Tissier who some of you may recall had a shnozzle on him the size of a small Eastern European country.
While The Saints were warming up in front of the North Bank faithfull about 6000 geezers all started singing to the tune of "Blue Moon":
"Big nose e's got a * big nose.
'E's got a * big nose"
This went on for the entire warm up although fair play to the boy as he started cracking up himself and even gave us a nice little wave. Bless him
Mind you he had the last laugh as he banged in the equaliser with about 2 minutes on the clock.
The big-nosed bleeder