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Ultimate Turn Off

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Garrymac1888, Jul 29, 2014.

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  1. In the Jungle

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    Aw these young blokes with a fucken hair phobia:31:
    Nothing like a big fucken hairy minge like 70's *, none of this baldy * or wee streak of hair. Get a big bush roon ye:icon_mrgreen:
    A love a big hairy wan.

    Fucken hate hairy armpits but, that's fucken wrong:47:

    Hate fake tan & caked make up & an English accent.
    Everything else is in:50:
     
    In the Jungle, Jul 31, 2014
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  2. Mícheál Gorman

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    I don't understand this '* in bed' nonsense. How can they be that bad? Just lie there and let me have a go. Maybe I'm old fashioned but * should be 10 minutes (maximum) and always in the missionary position. * this continental '*' we have around now.
     
    Mícheál Gorman, Jul 31, 2014
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  3. Jungo

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    Ned

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    Too skinny
     
    Jungo, Jul 31, 2014
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  4. greengrocer

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    Fake tan/copious amounts of make up
    Loud annoying "look at me" bints who's laugh makes you want to kick their da in the baws.
    Snooty cows
    Dramatic
    Constant crying over * all
    Needy clingy possessive

    Aye too skinny as well.
     
    greengrocer, Jul 31, 2014
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  5. Mícheál Gorman

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    Funny. Had you down as all three.
     
    Mícheál Gorman, Jul 31, 2014
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    Twisty, Jul 31, 2014
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  7. Jhoker

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    Fat
     
    Jhoker, Jul 31, 2014
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  8. The Prof Administrator Administrator

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    Fat hairy baws.
     
    The Prof, Jul 31, 2014
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  9. -Stuart-

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    Canny believe people say they enjoy a hairy * lol
     
    -Stuart-, Jul 31, 2014
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  10. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    Ones who talk
     
    faw cough, Jul 31, 2014
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  11. The Prof Administrator Administrator

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    :56:
     
    The Prof, Jul 31, 2014
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  12. Scotia Gold Member Gold Member

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    said it before I,ll say it again some of these posts are so funny !!!!!!
     
    Scotia, Jul 31, 2014
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  13. trip2themoon Concomitant Allez-Vous?

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    Bad teeth.
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    trip2themoon, Jul 31, 2014
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  14. honda Gold Member Gold Member

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    Ones where you take there skirt off and theyve got a wig oh samaras growing out there *, then proceed to do a real fart.. naw. Woman do not fart, that is for us men to do. A womans * is a * symbol not to taint my mind n remind me what comes out my own. Right oot the door any oh them if they do or have either.. obviously after the quickie tho, i mean her trousers are down at this point and it'd be rude not too :50:
     
    honda, Jul 31, 2014
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  15. AwesomeCaz

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    Unless you're a pornstar with a tardis I can't see how this is appealing.

    Each to their own though.:50:
     
    AwesomeCaz, Jul 31, 2014
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    When they try to wriggle out of the restraints:nonono:
     
    Lord Gaga, Aug 1, 2014
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  17. jordan_

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    being annoyed when you put it in the wrong hole, these things do happen.
     
    jordan_, Aug 1, 2014
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  18. CheGuevara

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    Fatties!!

    Eat a salad for once ya fat *.
     
    CheGuevara, Aug 1, 2014
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  19. Gyp Rosetti Gold Member

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    This can't stand fat birds must be like trying to get yer key in the door when yer pished :icon_mrgreen:
     
    Gyp Rosetti, Aug 1, 2014
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  20. Captain Brown Gold Member Gold Member

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    OP sounds gay :56:

    Or young :54:
     
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