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Other than a toilet, what have you pissed into

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Miles Platting, Feb 23, 2014.

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  1. Sonny7

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    Pished in my cupboard once after waking up during the night still smashed.

    On the ferry pishing into the sea.

    In a pint glass in the pub someone drank it, sorry a should say sipped it, to hammered to realise beforehand it was indeed pish before nearly boking.
     
    Sonny7, Feb 23, 2014
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  2. fenian08

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    BTW mine is down ma leg in Primark changing rooms, Manchester. I put the new jeans on folded up the pissy pair, handed them to the changing room people and walked out of there like a boss.

    :56::56::56:
     
    fenian08, Feb 23, 2014
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  3. evilbunny1991

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    Aye * in the sink all the time in halls, * walking to the bathroom!
     
    evilbunny1991, Feb 23, 2014
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  4. celtic warrior

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    in a bin infront of my school and teachers.

    i have made a story about it during an english lesson and read it out at our "graduation"
     
    celtic warrior, Feb 23, 2014
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  5. Sno'sLeftFoot

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    A can of lager
     
    Sno'sLeftFoot, Feb 23, 2014
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  6. Miles Platting Irish Mancunian Gold Member

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    Anyone remember the Celtic fan, in the 80s, trying to * on Trevor Steven when he went to take a corner
     
    Miles Platting, Feb 23, 2014
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  7. Harry Caray

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    Bed, sink, shower, bath, outside, in a bottle, in a can, in a bin, out a window. Think thats it
     
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  8. Intellectually Absurd Gold Member Gold Member

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    Bottle, can, sink.
     
    Intellectually Absurd, Feb 23, 2014
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  9. Chooxen

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    They love it
     
    Chooxen, Feb 23, 2014
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    A plant pot in a hotel lobby when I got locked out of my room.
     
    Scullybhoy, Feb 23, 2014
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    Sno'sLeftFoot, Feb 23, 2014
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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Syqo3L-WbCo"]R Kelly - I Wanna Pee On You (Dave Chappelle Show) - YouTube[/ame]

    R Kelly wins this thread
     
    Captain_Mjällby, Feb 23, 2014
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  13. McChiellini..

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    I honestly had a bird asking me to * on her back once during *,weird thing about it was it was on my bed :97: so I reluctantly declined ..
     
    McChiellini.., Feb 23, 2014
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  14. fenian08

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    yer * * you!!!!

    Take a slash on her back she`s putty in your hands...

    :smiley-laughing002::smiley-laughing002::smiley-laughing002::smiley-laughing002:
     
    fenian08, Feb 23, 2014
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  15. McChiellini..

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    It was my bed and sheets though :smiley-laughing002:


    It was even worse than i'm describing and i honestly thought it was a joke :56::97:,she was deadly serious but I couldn't do it..
     
    McChiellini.., Feb 24, 2014
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  16. Marie Bookmaker

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    That's vile.... Stuff that!
     
    Marie, Feb 24, 2014
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  17. McChiellini..

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    Sorry marie :52:

    Was taking the *,i agree..
     
    McChiellini.., Feb 24, 2014
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  18. Marie Bookmaker

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    No need to apologise to me....just my opinion on it....Can't see the sexual pleasure in it :s:
     
    Marie, Feb 24, 2014
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  19. Markybhoy

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    Before I opened the thread I predicted that within the first 5 posts someone would say a girl's mouth. It was actually post #6. TalkCeltic's standards are slipping. Or rising. Depending on how you look at it.
     
    Markybhoy, Feb 24, 2014
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  20. Crispy Bacon

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    Was at a party in a house in Linwood years ago and 1 guy was so out of it he opened the owners fridge and let one loose. The guyd whos house it was, was also that far out of it the only thing hE could do was stand with his jaw on the floor and watch him. Epic.
     
    Crispy Bacon, Feb 24, 2014
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