hun jokes some old ,,some older

Q: Who would David Murray play in Lord of the Rings ?

A: Legolas



Q: What do Rangers fans and mushrooms got in common?
A: They both sit in the dark and feed on nothing but crap.



* Advocat was caught for speeding on his way to Murray Park today. "I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned



Q: How many Rangers fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Don't matter, cos they're all condemned to eternal darkness anyway.



Alex McLeish was going to the Gers halloween party as a pumpkin.
Come midnight he still hadn't turned into a coach.



Barry 'the Bazman' Ferguson walks into a bar with a pile of dog crap in his hand and says to the bartender...'Look what I nearly trod in!!'



Q: How is a pint of milk different then a hun?
A: If you leave the milk out for a week it develops a culture!



Q: What's the difference between a Hun and a sperm?
A: At least a sperm has one chance in 5 million of becoming a human being.



Q. What's Blue, white, red and funny?
A: A bus load of Rangers supporters going over a cliff.




Q: What's the difference between Rangers and a three pin plug?
A: Their both absolutely useless in Europe.



There's a rumour going about that if you buy a season ticket at Ibrox then you get a free space suit. Apparently it's due to the lack of atmosphere...



Q: How do you save a blue nosed Bear from drowning?
A: Take yer foot aff his heid.



Q: What's the difference between a busload of Rangers fans and a Hedgehog?
A: On a hedgehog, the * are on the outside.



Q: What do Haemhorroids and Gers Fans have in common?
A: They're both a complete pain in the * and never seem to go away completely



Q: What do Beckham and Rangers FC both have in common?
A: Both got F***ked by Victoria



Q: Why did the Gers fan NEVER cross the road?
A: He was waiting for the Green Man to turn Orange.

 

some crackers ther lol

 

the rangers scout goes into david murrays office and says..
"i found a 16 year old who can score 50 goals a season,isn`t signed to a club and will sign a free for 5 years on 100 quid a week"..
murray sits forward in his seat with a look of anticiaption and says..
"great,just one more thing,,,what school did he go to"...







as old as me

 

Q: What does a hun do after he has watched Rangers beat Celtic and Barcelona?
A: Turns off the PlayStation.

*Probably heard that joke.

 

Guy wins the Euro Lottery and bags himself 120 million sheets, and immediately declares his love for the game of football and says he's gonna buy his own team.

Well the Camelot financial advisor comes out and says to our man, that to invest in a football club is madness and is he sure he knows what he's doing.

Our man is confident and announces that his first target is going to be Larsson.

"What Henrik Larssson," says the Camelot man.

"No no no, it's my mate Stevie Larsson. He's only got the one leg and is blind in one eye, was a bit of a junkie last time I saw him, but he's me mate and I canna leave him oot the squad"

"And then I'm after Beckham"

Camelot man can't believe what he's hearing, "What David Beckham?"

"No no, Jimmy Beckham my best pal fae school. Smokes aboot 60 a day, must be in his 50's by now, knocks back bottles of vodka in nae time, he's in my squad"

"And then I want Konterman"

Camelot man says "What Bert Konterman the one that plays for Rangers ?"

"Aye that's him, he'll fit in just nice in ma team" says our man

Old one I know

 

Whats 12" long and hangs in front of an *?








































































Walter Smiths Tie....

 

best one yet

 

how many huns does it take to paint a wall?
























depends how hard you smash theirs heads against it

 

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]How many huns does it take to tile a roof?
Depends how thinly you slice them.[/FONT]