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Anyone wipe their arse from the front

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Miles Platting, Feb 8, 2013.

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  1. Miles Platting Irish Mancunian Gold Member

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    allways round the back for me
     
    Miles Platting, Feb 8, 2013
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  2. Sonny7

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    A mix it up. Sometimes a don't even wipe.
     
    Sonny7, Feb 8, 2013
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  3. seanolamisio

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    pretty sure jenny eclair used to do a "comedy" routine about wiping her * this way and why men who went down on her would get a brown moustache-was surprised to see her on telly recently as the moral authority on some pishy subject she was campaigning about
     
    seanolamisio, Feb 8, 2013
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  4. Tulf

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    [​IMG]
     
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  5. Dixie_1878

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    Wow
     
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  6. Doire_Bhoy

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    Well, this is a bit of an odd thread, to say the least.
     
    Doire_Bhoy, Feb 8, 2013
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  7. Miles Platting Irish Mancunian Gold Member

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    Come on then, front or back :icon_mrgreen:
     
    Miles Platting, Feb 8, 2013
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    I read the thread title thinking this was gunna be another of Junko's creations :smiley-laughing002:
     
    Verrix, Feb 8, 2013
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  9. CH4 Gold Member Gold Member

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    I get the dawg to lick me clean
     
    CH4, Feb 8, 2013
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  10. Clint Eastwood The Good Bad and Ugly of TC

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    You should get a women to do it, my dog has got too sloppy at it recently so I had to switch.
     
    Clint Eastwood, Feb 8, 2013
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  11. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    What the * or how the * do you wipe your hole from the front ?

    Do you mean wipe up or down,towards or away from the * ?
     
    faw cough, Feb 8, 2013
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    Think thats where the word SHITEYBAWS came from
     
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  13. Miles Platting Irish Mancunian Gold Member

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    Like chicks do
     
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  14. Mr. Slippyfist

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    I take it you wipe your * from your chin down?
     
    Mr. Slippyfist, Feb 8, 2013
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  15. Paul67 Administrator Administrator

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    I usually just let the bath water do it's job.
     
    Paul67, Feb 8, 2013
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  16. albashamrock

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    This may explain it.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etY7kbRRQ_c"]Spaceballs- Beaming Sequence - YouTube[/ame]
     
    albashamrock, Feb 8, 2013
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  17. Jungo

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    No why would anyone do that
     
    Jungo, Feb 8, 2013
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  18. The Prof Administrator Administrator

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    Do you mean go under the balls from the front ?


    If so you would need an arm like an orangutan :97:
     
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  19. Gundog Gold Member Gold Member

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    And the brain of one as well to contemplate doing such a thing
     
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  20. emmetf

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    I go from the side
     
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