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Funniest Chants you have heard at a game

Discussion in 'Celtic Chat' started by twiggybhoy, Dec 17, 2012.

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  1. Clondara Dave

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    I'm sure at 4-0 they were singing "* on the tele, you're getting * on the tele.." :smiley-laughing002:

    Few of my favourites were:

    Regi Blinker & Bobby Petta, the sooner they get to * the better

    Richard Gough is coming to town

    Twelve Wanyama's of christmas :icon_mrgreen:
     
    Clondara Dave, Dec 18, 2012
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  2. CelticBhoyDavid

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    It's a simple one but I loved the "Liquidation, liquidation" chant.

    Also the "Go home ya huns, go home" one also.
     
    CelticBhoyDavid, Dec 18, 2012
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    Last night again the arsenal fans singing to the reading fans,

    "Chamakh scored two, Chamakh scored two, how * must you be, Chamakh scored two"

    Slating your own player but * me he is * :56:
     
    ewan123, Dec 18, 2012
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    The huns are going bust, the huns are going bust
     
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  5. Al Bootyerbaws

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    Said this before, guy in a chicken suit got lifted v aberdeen, as the polis were huckling him we started singin " wheres yer chicken gone...."

    Quality.
     
    Al Bootyerbaws, Dec 18, 2012
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  6. bkk bhoy

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    5 Years old but you will have to look hard for a wittier chant

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCXHbCYvzjI"]''What a waste of council tax, we paid for your hats!'' - YouTube[/ame]
     
    bkk bhoy, Dec 18, 2012
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  7. rossi bhoy '67

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    A few years ago at an oldco game - Mo Camera either did something that wasn't * for a change or got put in the air ( I can't remember which) - the whole of CP gave it Mo Mo Super Mo - you could actually hear everyone laughing at the end of it.
     
    rossi bhoy '67, Dec 18, 2012
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  8. Al Bootyerbaws

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    Not a chant exactly but when they played simply the best at parkhead after we * the dead team 5-1 was genius.
     
    Al Bootyerbaws, Dec 18, 2012
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  9. HoopyT Danny McGrains Bearded Army Gold Member

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    Was a Newcastle game a few years ago and I cannae mind the opposition, but with about 10mins to go Newcastle were three or four nil up and the opposition fans burst into song

    "We're gonna win 5-4, We're gonna win 5-4"
     
    HoopyT, Dec 18, 2012
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  10. avitar Gold Member Gold Member

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    "We Hate Rangers More Than You" Aberdeen at celtic park when they were about 4 down.
     
    avitar, Dec 18, 2012
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  11. Jayzhinho67

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    "He leaves his weans in the car but he's the best by far" cant remember the rest but guy behind me belted this out at pittodrie when mulgrew was infront of us :56:
     
    Jayzhinho67, Dec 18, 2012
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  12. Boom Stick

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    id rather be a doctor than a *,very funny at the time:shamrock:
     
    Boom Stick, Dec 18, 2012
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  13. dmac

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    not a chant more an observation from a young boy the row behind me when mcgeady was playing for us he shouted mcgeady your just a baw hugger
     
    dmac, Dec 18, 2012
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    Its threads like this that make me homesick,keep it up lads,there's nothing like Scottish humour.
     
    imacdiar, Dec 18, 2012
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    Morton support to Peterhead support during the 3rd division decider years ago, "You only sign when you're fishing..". Doesn't seem quite as good now but had me in stitches at the time.
     
    Paul55, Dec 18, 2012
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    Also when we were in Manchester, canny mind if it was a friendly or a CL game, we sung it to the police there cos the huns trashed the city in the UEFA Cup final.
     
    Smileyy, Dec 18, 2012
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  17. KRS-1888 Scott La Rock

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    When the Oldco pigs were 3-0 down and attempted to sing the Billy Boys in defiance

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJizfkcay8k"]Ha ha, ha ha song, Celtic v Rangers 20/11 - YouTube[/ame]
     
    KRS-1888, Dec 18, 2012
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    In that same game the Arsenal fans were singing to Reading
    "4-0! and you * it up! 4-0! and you * it up! 4-0 and you * it up!..." (to the tune of ... 'stand up for the champions' for example)

    That's not the funny part though, Reading responded with "Brad-ford! and you * it up! Bradford, and you * it up.." :56:

    Wigan fans sang "You're just a * Fraser Forster" to Joe Hart too :50:
     
    Slaw, Dec 18, 2012
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  19. DannybhoyCFC

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    The Forest fans sang "you only sing when you're fishing" to Fleetwood town earlier this season.
     
    DannybhoyCFC, Dec 18, 2012
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    The game at pittodrie last month too a long haired Aberdeen greaseball.

    ''Are you a Man or a Woman''

    ''Get the *, get the *, get the * out now''

    ''There is only 2 susan Boyles''
     
    Yoshi, Dec 18, 2012
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