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Gillingham winger Chris Whelpdale suffers split scrotum

Discussion in 'World Football' started by Xavier Woods, Dec 27, 2011.

Discuss Gillingham winger Chris Whelpdale suffers split scrotum in the World Football area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. Xavier Woods

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    Xavier Woods, Dec 27, 2011
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    :88: Holy *! :42:
     
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  3. Spring Time Gold Member Gold Member

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    "It's a horrific injury," boss Andy Hessenthaler told BBC Radio Kent.
    "It's absolutely disgusting. He's going to be very sore, and I'm sure his wife won't be too happy either."


    FFS:54:
     
    Spring Time, Dec 27, 2011
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  4. Commons

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    Can't imagine anything worse :97:. Feel sick after reading that, don't know if I can handle my dinner.. I'm having * meatballs!
     
    Commons, Dec 27, 2011
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    That's gave me the boak man
     
    Mc73, Dec 27, 2011
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  6. cheshirecelt

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    That story is bollocks
     
    cheshirecelt, Dec 27, 2011
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  7. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Sounds sore, hope he recovers.

    One question? how come when you tell a female about a boot in the baws you've had they screw their face up? HOW WOULD THEY KNOW HOW IT FEELS!!!!!!?
     
    Buster, Dec 27, 2011
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  8. PaulM1888 Moderator Moderator

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    There are very few things I could think of worse than bursting yer bawbag. *' *.
     
    PaulM1888, Dec 27, 2011
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  9. The Prof Administrator Administrator

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    Nasty.
     
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    Thats a sack empty if there's ever been 1:icon_mrgreen:
     
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    Now that is what I call a nightmare injury.
     
    Gabberhead Celt, Dec 28, 2011
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    I wouldn't have thought that burstin yer bawbag would actually hurt all that much as there are very few nerve endings in the skin there. I guess it would be the impact with the stones that would be the sickener (that and the shock of seeing your plums poking out of their house!).
     
    scootz, Dec 30, 2011
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  13. Spring Time Gold Member Gold Member

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    You are a sensitive soul,you do much work
    with the samaratins?:56::56::56:
     
    Spring Time, Dec 30, 2011
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    Yeah the BBC were just bored and decided to make it up for a good laugh and the player went along with it :rolleyes:
     
    AmericanCelt, Dec 30, 2011
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    No puns ? I'm dissapointed.
     
    atmosphere, Dec 31, 2011
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    The words 'split' and '*' should never appear in the same sentence.

    [​IMG]
     
    holy pope, Dec 31, 2011
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    Could be a good insult there - "A face like a split *."

    I'm going to make use of that. :56:
     
    The The Hand, Jan 1, 2012
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    Wow
     
    brucelee, Jan 2, 2012
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    Well that's a kick in the balls.
     
    DJ CJ, Jan 2, 2012
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